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Old 04-23-2017, 10:59 AM   #4051
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Old 04-23-2017, 11:13 AM   #4052
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I wouldn't be surprised at anything anymore, but I don't think I'll wait up for the film footage.
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Old 04-23-2017, 11:17 AM   #4053
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I have a foot fetish, and I like to film it.
Ah that's not my thing, but I have a donut fetish, I fuckem all day long.
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Old 04-23-2017, 11:43 AM   #4054
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Are we talkin Elvis or Bruce Springsteen? I'm not saying I'll go for it, but at least Bruce is alive.
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Old 04-23-2017, 12:13 PM   #4055
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I'm not saying that you're a golddigger but you did marry a ninety year old heiress.
I like my women older, rich or poor, I swear.
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Old 04-23-2017, 01:58 PM   #4056
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I like my women bolder - just like my coffee.
Ah, coffee as a metaphor for a love life. Yes, I like my men sweet, just like my coffee.
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Old 04-23-2017, 02:19 PM   #4057
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Old 04-23-2017, 02:34 PM   #4058
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Why, thank you. I do think I'm sweet and a tad nutty.




How dare you?! That's slander! Or is it libel?
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Old 04-23-2017, 03:02 PM   #4059
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I learned this new move in self defence class today, let me show you, but first put on this cup so it doesn't hurt when I kick you in the nuts over and over and over and over again.
Fuck the cup, that's hot, give it to me!
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Old 04-23-2017, 04:11 PM   #4060
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Fuck! That cup is hot, give it to me!
Um, I think you might just be addicted to . . . that . . .hot . . . .aromatic . . . oh,hell! Pour me a cup too.
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Old 04-23-2017, 07:15 PM   #4061
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Um, I think you might just be addicted to . . . that . . .hot . . . .amnesiac . . . oh, hell! Pour him a cup too.
Sometimes you can only cure your patients by having sex with your patients.
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Old 04-23-2017, 07:52 PM   #4062
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Old 04-23-2017, 07:54 PM   #4063
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Sometimes you can only curse your patients by having sex with your patients.
And here I thought you were such a good bedmate.
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Old 04-23-2017, 07:57 PM   #4064
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I heard you were better than Cirque du Soleil in bed.
You better stretch a little first, because I want to try something new tonight, sweetie.
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Old 04-23-2017, 07:57 PM   #4065
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Shit, all I said was "would you like fries with that?"
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Old 04-23-2017, 07:59 PM   #4066
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Shit, all I said was "would you like Liz Vegas with that?"
There's kinky, and then there's Liz!
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Old 04-23-2017, 08:30 PM   #4067
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That's my cousin, Liz, you're talking about!
Oops. Well, um, I heard some people like to keep it in the family? Sorry.
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Old 04-23-2017, 08:31 PM   #4068
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Old 04-23-2017, 08:38 PM   #4069
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I rarely do anal on the first date.
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Old 04-23-2017, 08:43 PM   #4070
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Old 04-24-2017, 12:38 AM   #4071
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My, aren't we in a rush! At least wait for the KY!
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:00 AM   #4072
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:39 AM   #4073
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Sorry. Got a little excited. I've never been to Kentucky before.
Traveling and meeting new people is one of the great rewards in life.
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:54 AM   #4074
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Well, if you're gonna go anal, an enema is not a bad idea, I suppose.
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:49 AM   #4075
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Rick, was in shock, when his cock, wrecked that chick
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