Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

walkingeagle said:
I would love to see again!

Isn't there any hope? Corneal implants?

walkingeagle · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Isn't there any hope? Penis implants?

Its too small?

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

walkingeagle said:
I'm too tall?

Sorry, I only date guys who are shorter than me. *shrug*

LOLOL

walkingeagle · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Sorry, I only date guys who are smarter than me. *shrug*

LOLOL

You think I'm a fool?

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

walkingeagle said:
You think to play me for a fool?

I would never!

Besides, the only Fool I know writes most excellent poetry.

walkingeagle · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
I would never! Besides, the only Tool I use is most excellent poetry.

You want rhymes?

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

walkingeagle said:
You want enzymes?

Nah, I'm good. Thanks anyway.

walkingeagle · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Nah, I masturbated. Thanks anyway.

I'm too late?

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

walkingeagle said:
I'm late?

Me too!

walkingeagle · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Do Me too!

You want me to do you?

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

walkingeagle said:
You want me to do you up a cup of tea?

Well, next time you're in the kitchen, if it isn't too much trouble...

stickygirl · May 6, 2017

RubenR said:
But… but… <Swallows>
But I only wanted to do a rap artist. Honestly. No, that’s no chocolate rapper coming up my back!

If you want to shag someone dodgy then it's your look out. It's not just his vinyl he's scratching

loquere · May 6, 2017

stickygirl said:
If you want to shag me doggy style then just do.....

Just do what? Damn it just do what?..... What?

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

loquere said:
What? What did I do? What!

You know what you did.

loquere · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
You know nothing.

Actually, I know everything.

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

loquere said:
Actually, I know all your secrets.

Damn, time to move the bodies.

RubiDia · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
And I fucking hate Pilates.

It's actually good for you.

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

RubiDia said:
God, for you, anything.

Aw, thanks,but I'd never ask you to do something that sketchy.

loquere · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
I need you to eat something sketchy.

I refuse to eat at that restaurant again, I was in the emergency room for a week the last time.

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

loquere said:
I refuse to try that again, I was in the hospital for a week the last time.

C'mon, it's not my fault you fell off the bed at a weird angle and broke your leg.

loquere · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Cum damn it, I said cum now. If any get on my bed ill be pissed.

It doesn't work when you just yell at me from the other side of the room angry lady.

RubiDia · May 6, 2017

loquere said:
It sounds like work when you tell me to get on the back of your broom like a lady.

Where are we going?

MagicaPractica · May 6, 2017

loquere said:
It just isn't working for me, I'm sorry.

Ah, well, it was nice while it lasted.

loquere · May 6, 2017

RubiDia said:
What are you doing?

Making the world a better place.

RubiDia · May 6, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
It had a nice rhyme, but you trashed it.

None of your friends write either?

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