the Authors’ Hangout LITEROTICA/A.I.R. 2012-2015 Themed Contests Support Thread…

Welcome to the Fake contest thread.

For information on the real contest, please go here:
The Official Author's Hangout Summer Lovin' Contest Support Thread

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sr71plt said:

Your typical "out to lunch" posting. Scouries has been referring to this alt of Freddie's as Susie Q ever since it was rolled out. The "most prolific author" reference is, of course, a play on what Freddie himself claims, even though he's not even in the top ten of prolific authors on the listing the Web site recently established on the "Author Index" main page. (I think he makes that claim on the basis of lumping together the output of all of his many alts--which probably would flip him up to the top-ten list.)

http://www.literotica.com/a/

(Princess Ern isn't on this list either--I think both--at least Bostonfictionwriter--might be picked up if the list was extended to the top 20.)

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As far as I'm concerned, Susie Q is Susie Q, and he or she has no stories or poems posted on Lit.

That's an interesting list. I see I am not in the top ten, but I probably would be in the top twenty, and I believe you would be too. I don't know who the most prolific authoress is but, based on names, it is probably velvetpie, who is listed as fourth overall.

Boxlicker101 said:

As far as I'm concerned, Susie Q is Susie Q, and he or she has no stories or poems posted on Lit.

That's an interesting list. I see I am not in the top ten, but I probably would be in the top twenty, and I believe you would be too. I don't know who the most prolific authoress is but, based on names, it is probably

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Goldiangel-not spelling that right I'm sure- has to be the most prolific authoress I would think.

lovecraft68 said:

Goldiangel-not spelling that right I'm sure- has to be the most prolific authoress I would think.

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There's a list on the Web site. I gave the URL. This isn't a guessing game. The most prolific claimed female author on Lit. is velvetpie.

sr71plt said:

There's a list on the Web site. I gave the URL. This isn't a guessing game. The most prolific claimed female author on Lit. is velvetpie.

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You're right, I missed that.

I clicked on her page and she wrote 743 stories, plus some poems, in less than three years. That's pretty damn prolific

and while we're waiting for this year's winners to be announceed let's all look back at last years A.I.R. winners...

As everyone can see, since scouries is the only one who can vote in his fake contest, he can win all he wants.

It's funny that all the winners are incest stories.

looks like a romance romp...

...except for the convicted cheats story. Her hijinks are starting to get embarassing...

LITEROTICA'S Summer Loving Highest Scored


Poolboy Benefits Tx Tall Tales R 4.86
Best Summer of Our Lives GoodyGoodyTwoShoes R 4.84
The Summer I Became Mom's Lover lovecraft68 I 4.80
Two Moms, Two Laps, Two Hours Tx Tall Tales I 4.79
The Student BenLong R 4.78
Loni wantsomefun1951 R 4.75
Kiss of the Sun ILmonamour R 4.74
Healing wantsomefun1951 R 4.72
It Was the End of Summer Laurie Nov 4.72
Taking Jasmine Walker silkstockingslover Les 4.70
Nude Holly Day RejectReality Mat 4.68
You're My Cousin?! LiquidMatthew I 4.68
Golden Moments petitmort EC 4.68
A Shed, Summer, and Scarborough geronimo_appleby I 4.67
Gray Iron MSTarot Mat 4.67
Remind Me EmeraldKitten R 4.66
Voyeur & Tanning HeyAll I 4.64
I Want to Play annanova EC 4.64
King's Bay PennLady R 4.63
Finding Euphoria silkstockingslover Les 4.63
Stars, Sulfur, and the Taste of Ash Cruel2BKind Gay 4.63

Thanks for the bullseyes, asshole.

It also looks like you left three or four stories out. I guess you don't like some people. So what else is new.

LITEROTICA'S Summer Loving Most Views


Two Moms, Two Laps, Two Hours Tx Tall Tales I 134475
Voyeur & Tanning HeyAll I 119839
Just This Once? erotogal87 I 116233
Mom's Second Chance LesLumens I 114131 *cheat
The Summer I Became Mom's Lover lovecraft68 I 102774 *cheat
Summer of Discontent Series 6 I 101319
Blackmailing Bitch Sister silkstockingslover I 91599
A Shed, Summer, and Scarborough geronimo_appleby I 81393
Beach Fantasy playm0mum EC 79689
Sinful Summer SilkyCherry I 77390
School's Out Odysseyker I 70274
Proud to be a Mommy's-Boy dave110256 I 63682
And I'll Get a Pole RejectReality Mat 59633 *cheat
My Wife's Best Friend The_Unicorn GS 59401
Three Feet of Cock LiquidMatthew LW 53221
You're My Cousin?! LiquidMatthew I 53161
Nude Holly Day RejectReality Mat 48992 *cheat
Brad Gets Out of Control sun_sea_sky I 48070
Camp's Grand Finale charmingjohn30 EC 45889
Unexpected Hall Pass Inkent LW 41218

LITEROTICA'S Summer Loving Most Votes


Two Moms, Two Laps, Two Hours Tx Tall Tales I 2012
The Summer I Became Mom's Lover lovecraft68 I 1796 *illegal bloc voting detected by A.I.R. computers
Blackmailing Bitch Sister silkstockingslover I 1710 *illegal bloc voting detected by A.I.R. computers
Mom's Second Chance LesLumens I 1709 *illegal bloc voting detected by A.I.R. computers
Nude Holly Day RejectReality Mat 1274 *illegal bloc voting detected by A.I.R. computers
Voyeur & Tanning HeyAll I 1141
Poolboy Benefits Tx Tall Tales R 1072
Summer of Discontent Series 6 I 978
You're My Cousin?! LiquidMatthew I 906
The Student BenLong R 800
And I'll Get a Pole RejectReality Mat 797 *illegal bloc voting detected by A.I.R. computers
Sinful Summer SilkyCherry I 697
A Shed, Summer, and Scarborough geronimo_appleby I 660
My Wife's Best Friend The_Unicorn GS 600
Turnabout YDB95 NC 556
Beach Fantasy playm0mum EC 473
My Summer Break DG Hear R 457
Three Feet of Cock LiquidMatthew LW 440
Best Summer of Our Lives GoodyGoodyTwoShoes R 434
Camp's Grand Finale charmingjohn30 EC 395

Since there is no such thing as AIR, how can it have computers.

Anyway, without access to Lit data there would be no way of telling if there was bloc voting or not. What Bloc voting is, would be an even better question. Scouries knowledge of computers, programming, and systems is pretty much zip to none.

It took him four years to learn how to use the quote function on the forums.

LITEROTICA Contest Scores

Poolboy Benefits Tx Tall Tales R 4.86
Best Summer of Our Lives GoodyGoodyTwoShoes R 4.84
The Summer I Became Mom's Lover lovecraft68 I 4.80
Two Moms, Two Laps, Two Hours Tx Tall Tales I 4.79
The Student BenLong R 4.78
Loni wantsomefun1951 R 4.75
Kiss of the Sun ILmonamour R 4.74
It Was the End of Summer Laurie Nov 4.72
Healing wantsomefun1951 R 4.72
Taking Jasmine Walker silkstockingslover Les 4.70
You're My Cousin?! LiquidMatthew I 4.68
Nude Holly Day RejectReality Mat 4.68
Golden Moments petitmort EC 4.68
A Shed, Summer, and Scarborough geronimo_appleby I 4.67
Gray Iron MSTarot Mat 4.67
Remind Me EmeraldKitten R 4.66
Voyeur & Tanning HeyAll I 4.64
I Want to Play annanova EC 4.64
Finding Euphoria silkstockingslover Les 4.63
Stars, Sulfur, and the Taste of Ash Cruel2BKind Gay 4.63
King's Bay PennLady R 4.63
My Wife's Best Friend The_Unicorn GS 4.62
The Swimming Pool 1964 TxRad EC 4.62
Between What's Wrong and Right damppanties Les 4.62
School's Out Odysseyker I 4.61
Mom's Second Chance LesLumens I 4.60
By the Time I Got to Woodstock furryfan GS 4.60
Blessed by the Sun ikhneumon Gay 4.60
Blackmailing Bitch Sister silkstockingslover I 4.56
Summer of Discontent Series 6 I 4.53
And I'll Get a Pole RejectReality Mat 4.51
South of the Border BenLong EC 4.50
Sommer Loven Tara_Neale Nov 4.50
Emma's Caribbean Vacation TheOnlyTigerGirl EC 4.49
My Summer Break DG Hear R 4.49
Summer Heat MistressLynn R 4.48
Summer Nights TxRad Les 4.46
Seaworld Interlude m_storyman_x EC 4.45
A World Without Men, Until Now dave110256 SF 4.45
Shadows on the Sun Porch cannyjack GS 4.42
The Great Outdoors curlyspurs EC 4.42
Camp's Grand Finale charmingjohn30 EC 4.41
Picking the First Fruit sr71plt Gay 4.39
Wildcat Summer RodenAddison EC 4.39
Sinful Summer SilkyCherry I 4.37
Proud to be a Mommy's-Boy dave110256 I 4.35
One Lovin Day on Oahu SandraMustard Ex 4.35
Smorgasbord the_gripping_hand EC 4.35
An Alpha's Klutz LoriLeen NH 4.32
Melting the Ice JayDavid FT 4.31
A Soundless Sex Norcoaster GS 4.31
Acapulco Summer TE999 I 4.26
It's Only Natural bellefleure Ex 4.25
Shark and Minnows curlyspurs GS 4.24
Seduction in the Sand kimbelina EC 4.23
Dog Days Saxon Stonedyke Les 4.22
Lazy Summer Afternoon allychris4 R 4.20
An Austrian in Alabama AlwaysHungry Mat 4.19
Sleeping with the Competition Privates1stClass Hu 4.18
Three's a Charm GuiltlessMiss GS 4.17
Baseball Annie SweetPrettyAss GS 4.17
Three Feet of Cock LiquidMatthew LW 4.09
My Summer Camp Journal 2012 RedHairedandFriendly EC 4.08
A Splendid Day WarmInk EC 4.08
A Summer Fling to Remember tk5555 GS 4.07
Perverts' Anonymous Summer Session SusanJillParker Hu 4.07
A Postcard from Paradise beachbum5151 EC 4.06
License to Strip Brandie69 Ex 4.04
Country Advantage EmeraldKitten EC 4.03
Summer of Fire Karenas GS 4.02
Summer Fun with Summer Boxlicker101 EC 4.02
Our Spot Darkness716 Ex 4.00
Beach Fantasy playm0mum EC 3.95
Fear of Flying severinrossetti EC 3.95
Vacation Voyeur randibyrnes Ex 3.93
Beat the Heat dieselskitten EC 3.93
Loops MusicianElf FT 3.92
An Island for Two MistressLynn R 3.92
Beach Camping Trip regderd Ex 3.90
Stuck in Traffic tk5555 Toy 3.85
Summer BeachTrip tk5555 GS 3.80
Brad Gets Out of Control sun_sea_sky I 3.78
A Lesson in Life silverslacker62 GS 3.73
Frozen Pleasures PrincessErin Toy 3.68
A Working Holiday severinrossetti LW 3.65
A Beachy Education Chaotica64 GS 3.64
Hot in Goretex silverslacker62 Ex 3.64
Unexpected Hall Pass Inkent LW 3.48
Sweaty Boobies Saxon Stonedyke Les 3.45
Katie's Night TheOnlyTigerGirl EC 3.40
Blackmailing Ms. Bitch Tits erotogal87 NC 3.35
Summer Love? rot_teufel FT 3.29
Vampire Summer rot_teufel NH 3.20
Turnabout YDB95 NC 3.07
Just This Once? erotogal87 I 3.02
The Summer of Discontent ejls LW 2.73
Kennywood Picnic BobCollier LW 2.40

Skydive Sky Clad LitEroCat Ex
Cool Summer Shower My_Turn FT
Son-in-law's Summer of Love and Sex SusanJillParker I
Coming Home Cinner R
French 75 Ellafun EC
I Suck for Heather BuckyDuckman F
Decisions, Decisions PixelHound EC
Boys of Summer oOScarletWingsOo GS

The above posts have been reported for posting scores of the contests to incite trolls to down vote stories.

ScouriesWorld said:

Oh golly, our poor little AH villiage racist reported the boss to the big house. I think he wants to win his own award!!!

Apparently letting everyone see the scores isn't fair. I guess he believes that only "insiders" like he and lovergirl (ytcc) should see the scores and try to fix them...

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Yes scouries I reported your asinine activity to Laurel and I will continue to do so until she either pulls them or shuts you down completely. I'm hoping for the latter.

I don't have the scores and neither does LC. We don't care about the scores. You have them it seems and you are putting them out there for every troll on the site to see, How stupid can you get? No, don't answer that. We already know how stupid you can be.

TxRad said:

Yes scouries I reported your asinine activity to Laurel and I will continue to do so until she either pulls them or shuts you down completely. I'm hoping for the latter.

I don't have the scores and neither does LC. We don't care about the scores. You have them it seems and you are putting them out there for every troll on the site to see, How stupid can you get? No, don't answer that. We already know how stupid you can be.

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Actually TX, I'm going to correct you somewhat.

Everyone can have the scores, if they want them.

Anyone can look up an authors page and see what their story score is.

I say this so people know that there is no conspiracy here, the numbers are around for anyone who wants to invest some time.

However, note only one asshole puts them up publicly for target practice.

Who has the scores?

I gotta agree with Lovecraft68 on this one --

Last year I saw a fellow author had favorited my story, one of the things that really gives me some satisfaction in a job well done. When I checked out their favorite list, every story in the competition was in there. And every score, of course. Not so very difficult to find out people's scores after all.

When the contest was over, all those favorites disappeared of course.

Ok, so I've been away about a year - and the voting numbers just seem ridiculous. Is this a new thing? Is everyone seeing a lot of votes?

Last year I saw a fellow author had favorited my story, one of the things that really gives me some satisfaction in a job well done. When I checked out their favorite list, every story in the competition was in there. And every score, of course. Not so very difficult to find out people's scores after all

scouries said:

I’ve never heard of the system you describe for getting all the contest scores – when I want them I get one of my staff members to go and check story by story. Takes her usually a good hour of work. BTW who was the contestant who used this system?

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I don't remember who it was, it's been quite a while. I do know the entry was from Europe, I want to say Sweden or Denmark, maybe Germany. I had to laugh, it was such a simple way to track a contest. Pretty smart actually. The person's story was well back in the pack.

we've got a new winner...

Wow!!!!