The Naked Party Thread

TE999 · Jul 7, 2009

JimmyHartley said:
Haha, reminds me of this.

slyc_willie said:
Good one, Jimmy. Yeah, they weren't really thinking when they drew that cover, were they?

Hahaha...they didn't have warped minds either. At least Supe don't have his tights down...yet.

JimmyHartley said:
Well I hope for a little fan base of my own, I hope that's not too selfish to state.

We all aspire to that end, Jim. When you get one, lemme know what it's like, willya?

TE999 · Jul 7, 2009

Ahhhshitbump!

slyc_willie · Jul 7, 2009

TE999 said:
I'm sure she'll do fine. Medicine rawks nowdays and kids heal quick.

I'm hangin' in there...DW's mean as ever (kidding). Just movin' slow and easy in this damn heat.

I hope so. I just hate the idea of her going under the knife. But thankfully, she's young enough that she probably won't remember it.

I feel ya about the heat. It's been hitting 100 every day for over a week now.

I blame Al Gore. ;p

JimmyHartley · Jul 7, 2009

slyc_willie said:
Good one, Jimmy. Yeah, they weren't really thinking when they drew that cover, were they?

Man of steel indeed.

JimmyHartley · Jul 7, 2009

slyc_willie said:
I hope so. I just hate the idea of her going under the knife. But thankfully, she's young enough that she probably won't remember it.

I feel ya about the heat. It's been hitting 100 every day for over a week now.

I blame Al Gore. ;p

I had ear surgery when I was about 4, I don't remember much of it, all I remember is being pushed into the operating room with my dad by my side.
Hm, one of the only good memories I have of him.

JimmyHartley · Jul 7, 2009

Oh boy, i just was asked a question that summed up what is wrong with most modern young women.
"How do I trap a guy into staying with me?"

TE999 · Jul 7, 2009

slyc_willie said:
I hope so. I just hate the idea of her going under the knife. But thankfully, she's young enough that she probably won't remember it.

I feel ya about the heat. It's been hitting 100 every day for over a week now.

I blame Al Gore.

I sympathize with you. My daughter was operated on when she was 5 to correct a birth defect. She remembers nothing.

It's that hot air Al's been pumping out...plus that miasma emanating from Congress.

TE999 · Jul 7, 2009

JimmyHartley said:
Oh boy, i just was asked a question that summed up what is wrong with most modern young women.
"How do I trap a guy into staying with me?"

Answer: You don't. Unless Hell is your idea of a good relationship.

voluptuary_manque · Jul 7, 2009

SweetWitch said:
Flatterer. Hoping to get your hands on them again?

But of course!

JimmyHartley · Jul 7, 2009

TE999 said:
Answer: You don't. Unless Hell is your idea of a good relationship.

Don't worry I straightened her out and told her she was going about it the wrong way in a calm manner.

TE999 · Jul 7, 2009

JimmyHartley said:
Don't worry I straightened her out and told her she was going about it the wrong way in a calm manner.

I'm surprised anyone would even consider that as a strategy to keep a boyfriend. As you say...it's a new generation.

JimmyHartley · Jul 7, 2009

TE999 said:
I'm surprised anyone would even consider that as a strategy to keep a boyfriend. As you say...it's a new generation.

It's why I have trouble finding a girlfriend.

TE999 · Jul 7, 2009

JimmyHartley said:
It's why I have trouble finding a girlfriend.

For sure! You don't need any women like that one. Might as well play the field...'gather ye rosebuds while ye may'...so to speak.

voluptuary_manque · Jul 7, 2009

You must be the archetypal nice guy. Handy around the house, love kids, helpful to your neighbors. That is a recipe for failure in today's world. To get the girl you have to be a unwashed, biker cad with the morals of Norway rat. For some reason, that's what young women seem to like. I don't understand . . .

SweetWitch · Jul 7, 2009

Hope you all are ready for one of my multi-posts.

JimmyHartley said:
Wow, I can only dream of having someone like my works that much.
Not that I'd write to try for that kind of success.

It's a dream I've had since I could read.

slyc_willie said:
And now for something totally tasteless . . . .

I know. I have a warped sense of humor.

Just sick.

TE999 said:
Molly do have a way with the words and she has a large and growing fan base. Justifiably so.

Aw, thanks, baby. Careful. I might fall in love with you.

JimmyHartley said:
Haha, reminds me of this.

Tsk.

JimmyHartley said:
Well I hope for a little fan base of my own, I hope that's not too selfish to state.

Not at all. Live the dream.

slyc_willie said:
I hope so. I just hate the idea of her going under the knife. But thankfully, she's young enough that she probably won't remember it.

Mine's had two surgeries. Her first was at 8 months. The second when she was three. She was up and going long before any adult would have been. Your baby will be fine and not really care once it's over.

JimmyHartley said:
Oh boy, i just was asked a question that summed up what is wrong with most modern young women.
"How do I trap a guy into staying with me?"

You need to find a better class of women. Tell her to mix one part holy wort with three eyes of newt, crush in a glass bowl and add three drops of his blood. He'll never leave her. Snerk.

voluptuary_manque said:
But of course!

You'll have to get in line behind Slyc, then.

SweetWitch · Jul 7, 2009

I'm really enjoying having all you guys to myself. :devil:

voluptuary_manque said:
You must be the archetypal nice guy. Handy around the house, love kids, helpful to your neighbors. That is a recipe for failure in today's world. To get the girl you have to be a unwashed, biker cad with the morals of Norway rat. For some reason, that's what young women seem to like. I don't understand . . .

They eventually grow out of it. Too bad it'll be after 15 years of marriage to the wrong guy.

TE999 · Jul 7, 2009

SweetWitch said:
I'm really enjoying having all you guys to myself.

Much as we're enjoying having you all to ourselfs.

AphroditeReborn · Jul 7, 2009

SweetWitch said:
I'm really enjoying having all you guys to myself.

*whispers* Can I just sit and watch then?

JimmyHartley · Jul 7, 2009

voluptuary_manque said:
You must be the archetypal nice guy. Handy around the house, love kids, helpful to your neighbors. That is a recipe for failure in today's world. To get the girl you have to be a unwashed, biker cad with the morals of Norway rat. For some reason, that's what young women seem to like. I don't understand . . .

I have a mistress, her name is Chelsea, I see her on weekends early in the morning on TV, she lives in London and is loved by millions.
As long as I have her, the young women of today and their fickle nature won't matter.

SweetWitch · Jul 7, 2009

TE999 said:
Much as we're enjoying having you all to ourselfs.

Sweet-talker.

AphroditeReborn said:
*whispers* Can I just sit and watch then?

You'd been so quiet, Dite. I thought you left.

SweetWitch · Jul 7, 2009

JimmyHartley said:
I have a mistress, her name is Chelsea, I see her on weekends early in the morning on TV, she lives in London and is loved by millions.
As long as I have her, the young women of today and their fickle nature won't matter.

That sounds rather lonely.

Only 48 more posts to go.

AphroditeReborn · Jul 7, 2009

SweetWitch said:
Sweet-talker.

You'd been so quiet, Dite. I thought you left.

I did leave for a while... family issues... siblings going through Mom's stuff now and fighting over things

JimmyHartley · Jul 7, 2009

SweetWitch said:
That sounds rather lonely.

Only 48 more posts to go.

And she doesn't mind me going to see Sydney every other weekend.

SweetWitch · Jul 7, 2009

AphroditeReborn said:
I did leave for a while... family issues... siblings going through Mom's stuff now and fighting over things

It's bound to happen. I remember that after my grandmother passed. It was sad. Gramps put a halt to it and put everything on the auction block. Now the antique dealers got it all and the kids did without.

SweetWitch · Jul 7, 2009

JimmyHartley said:
And she doesn't mind me going to see Sydney every other weekend.

What's in Sydney?

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