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Yay...distract me please
Distractions are fun.
I'm offering my services dear bethy. What can I do for you sexy?
Hey
They are indeed how are you hunni?
Yes my dear, EVERYTHING is on the menu.
A better question is how are you? Devilish, it seems.
Devilish is my permanent state, I believe However, I am allowing it to play
Well my dear you do present quite the spread.
What are you playing, then?
lol yes
No..been having a big glass of wine this evening though. Stupid jackass boys. Was supposed to be having a nice midnight coffee with a friend. Instead said friend decided to treat me like a booty call and said he couldn't come over because he had a girlfriend.
Booty was never on the table..jesus flirt with a guy a few times a year ago and he thinks you'll fuck him whenever.
I jut want a boyfriend..or more specifically a manfriend..someone I can feel safe with and learn about sex with at a slow pace. I don't want to be someone's jerk off material.
LOL i know that sounds ridiculous coming from a girl who exhibits herself on a sex site. but I want more in my rl, you know.
Ugh too much wine
How are you???
be picky... you'll find the right one.... until then.. use THEM.
Blimey, normally I drive people to drink! <note to self, must stop looking for Bethy in rural UK for the purposes of just sex>
How did the wine go? Sorry I had to duck out last night, some of us need beauty sleep ...
i'm the sushi table girli could probably go on awhile bethy, you make quite the tasty buffet.
lol look for 'bethy' all you like
Actually, I'm not all wholesome. I'm sure I could still do the just sex thing but I choose not to and I hate thinkign I have something else to what's I do have...like a friend who turns out to just want sex. Clearly it's my only worth :/
oh and the wine...seems to have it in for me this eve. I have lots of acid in my throat. Stupid cheap wine! Serves me right If it's less than a packet of cigarettes..it's 99% likely to be shite
So sat sucking on left over candy canes..mint helps.
Would you care to sample my california roll?
I'm on my way... <insert some random comic superhero here, Eric is Bananaman maybe>
You look all wholesome to me babes. As a previous poster mentioned, play them at their own game, you will find someone special soon enough, you are only a young'un!
Thank you. now I'm imagining you sucking seductively on your mint candy cane and I'm having trouble typing
lol yes
No..been having a big glass of wine this evening though. Stupid jackass boys. Was supposed to be having a nice midnight coffee with a friend. Instead said friend decided to treat me like a booty call and said he couldn't come over because he had a girlfriend.
Booty was never on the table..jesus flirt with a guy a few times a year ago and he thinks you'll fuck him whenever.
I jut want a boyfriend..or more specifically a manfriend..someone I can feel safe with and learn about sex with at a slow pace. I don't want to be someone's jerk off material.
LOL i know that sounds ridiculous coming from a girl who exhibits herself on a sex site. but I want more in my rl, you know.
Ugh too much wine
How are you???
I'm impatient!!
Then you are going to love my wusabbi sauce!
Aw, Bethy...*huge hug* The guy is obviously an idiot to treat you that way- and you definitely deserve better than that
I'll make it worth your while...