hogjack
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The biggest mistake of my marriage was lit.
Repeated accidental-flashings of UPS delivery drivers had an impact.
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The biggest mistake of my marriage was lit.
Repeated accidental-flashings of UPS delivery drivers had an impact.
Acknowledge the dangers of free shipping.
It is not a crime to be wanted sexually to boost your self esteem.
But dude, those were some hot delivery men.
There's package-delivery and then there's "PACKAGE" delivery.
They do both equally well.
drop the charade about loving Jesus and just fucking ask for cyber from a man or two. Stop being pathetically obvious about what you really want but wont admit it. Its not a crime to be wanted
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.
Yes, I like Romance.
flashing your tits one minute and being "Christ-like" the next.
Can I ask you what you think is romantic?
Excellent advice.
If she wants some interactive fantasy material to masturbate with, this is an excellent place to make that happen.
Guys like Vetteman would be tickled pink to get some phone sex with an actual woman instead of a dude holding up pictures of an "internet hottie" as their foil justifying going brokeback.
And the Jesus stuff is tiresome.
Jesus would put you over his knee and spank you to orgasm if he knew you were using him as your rationale for flashing your tits one minute and being "Christ-like" the next.
It would be far more honest to bring your Dirty Grrl to Lit.
And she'd be far more welcome here.
There is no charade. I can only be myself. I have never used Jesus as a rational to flash my tits. In fact unless it's a thread about faith I don't bring it up. That is all.
hogjack's Romancin' Suggestions for guys:
- maintain fresh batteries in sexual aids
- remove the 1970s-installed ceiling mirrors
- pick up your own fucking clothes off the floor
- trim nose and ear hair if longer than your mobile phone
- lie to your buddies if you have to but she is not putting "that" in "there"
- nothing German or Japanese pervs do for porn is really gonna happen
- weed-out-and-then-burn the beer and sweat-stained shirts
"that in there"
That had me laughing.
I like the new suit jacket avatar hogjack.