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Draco interdum Vincit
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A bloke playing Blackjack in Vegas, gets dealt an 8+6.
Fairy appears on his shoulder and says "Buy the next card for 500 bucks", man says "Are you crazy, I've got fourteen"
"Buy it, 500 bucks", the guy buys the card, it's a 5, "I'll stick"
"No no no, buy the next card, 1000 bucks"
"I've got 19 for christs sake, I'm holding"
"No no no, buy the next card, 1000 bucks" says the fairy.
The guy buys the next card, it's an ace "20, that's it"
"No no no, buy the next card 5000 bucks"
" There's only 3 aces left in the pack, this is crazy" says the guy.
"Buy the next card, 5000 bucks", so the guy buys the next card which the dealer slowly turns over, it's another ace "
"You jammy b@stard" says the fairy!
Fairy appears on his shoulder and says "Buy the next card for 500 bucks", man says "Are you crazy, I've got fourteen"
"Buy it, 500 bucks", the guy buys the card, it's a 5, "I'll stick"
"No no no, buy the next card, 1000 bucks"
"I've got 19 for christs sake, I'm holding"
"No no no, buy the next card, 1000 bucks" says the fairy.
The guy buys the next card, it's an ace "20, that's it"
"No no no, buy the next card 5000 bucks"
" There's only 3 aces left in the pack, this is crazy" says the guy.
"Buy the next card, 5000 bucks", so the guy buys the next card which the dealer slowly turns over, it's another ace "
"You jammy b@stard" says the fairy!