Scentofawoman
shifting my paradigms
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Exactly! Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Too true.
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Exactly! Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Bwahahaha!!!
Cue cards! *snerk*
Sometimes one is in the mood for a delicate meal, instead of being eaten like a ham sandwich.
That's only because I petted the teacher.
Oh really? I never had cue cards for that. Silly boy. It cums naturally for me.
Exactly! Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Yeah so then it's like "beauty and the Beast" then?
Be our guest! be our guest! Put my magic to the test!
you two have fun out on the curb. good night!
you two have fun out on the curb. good night!
i wish i had this to give to the woman that was working at the deli counter this morning.
Tell me about it! I wish I had that to pass out at a few places! Customer Service is so out of whack anymore!
it's getting where i'm getting tired of being nice to people who don't deserve it. i'm on ticking time bomb mode and my patience is running really thin with people like that.
Since I won't be getting laid anytime soon, I should probably attend to other needs. Specifically: food. I'm thinking...ribs. Ribs, steak fries, butter-drenched corn on the cob, and flaky, fresh from the oven biscuits. Not nearly as satisfying as sex, but it'll have to suffice.
You cook; I'll do the dishes. or maybe that would be putting my hands to the wrong task?
What a really bad mood I have been in today. Highly agitated. Not sure why and she didn't deserve to have to be around it. I think I am just overly stressed the fuck out. No that isn't tight, I know I am.
Since I won't be getting laid anytime soon, I should probably attend to other needs. Specifically: food. I'm thinking...ribs. Ribs, steak fries, butter-drenched corn on the cob, and flaky, fresh from the oven biscuits. Not nearly as satisfying as sex, but it'll have to suffice.
Well they say the way to a mans heart is his stomach aha!dayum that sounds good! hell, i'll fuck ya!!