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Old 09-04-2018, 10:06 AM   #601
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Old 09-04-2018, 07:38 PM   #602
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Old 09-05-2018, 02:22 PM   #604
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Old 09-06-2018, 10:35 AM   #605
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Old 09-06-2018, 04:07 PM   #606
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Old 09-06-2018, 04:12 PM   #607
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Ok, seriously. On seeing that banana picture, all I could think was Edward Penishands. Still cackling. Good find, Shank.
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Old 09-06-2018, 04:16 PM   #608
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Ok, seriously. On seeing that banana picture, all I could think was Edward Penishands. Still cackling. Good find, Shank.

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Old 09-07-2018, 12:31 PM   #609
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Old 09-11-2018, 03:47 AM   #611
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Wasn't somebody making a joke in another post that all Subs on Lit wear ugly white shoes? :P
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Old 09-11-2018, 02:36 PM   #612
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Wasn't somebody making a joke in another post that all Subs on Lit wear ugly white shoes? :P
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:09 PM   #613
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:40 PM   #614
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NO!!!

YES!!!
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NO!!!
White shoes with bonus faux fur ruffle: check
Pussy waxed and airbrushed: check
Fake blond hair: check

Whats the problem Fara? Its the tits isnt it? They might not be fake. Damn. Its always something...
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White shoes with bonus faux fur ruffle: check
Pussy waxed and airbrushed: check
Fake blond hair: check

Whats the problem Fara? Its the tits isnt it? They might not be fake. Damn. Its always something...
Ill reconsider. Poor little thing only got $2.00. Not nearly enough to buy new shoes.
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Old 09-19-2018, 03:24 PM   #619
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Wait! Something seems off again. This is the banana shoes and white... bananas thread, right?
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Old 09-21-2018, 12:37 PM   #620
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Old 09-26-2018, 09:07 PM   #624
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