The Post Office

King_of_Fulfolk said:

Stair - riots

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Tio_Narratore said:

riots -> roast

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King_of_Fulfolk said:

Roast - Stork

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Tio_Narratore said:

The stork was beset by a choir of rooks.

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King_of_Fulfolk said:

Rooks not - Kooks?

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Tio_Narratore said:

No, the kooks are all at the kiosk.

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cliper2 said:

Sweetness at the kiosk will sell me a skink, right?

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King_of_Fulfolk said:

They'll sell you a SKINK if you're not SKINT

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Tio_Narratore said:

No, and if you're truly skint, you couldn't afford even the palest tints.

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King_of_Fulfolk said:

And not having TINTS will STINK

I'll get that bold next time.

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Tio_Narratore said:

Anyone would stink after that many pints.

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King_of_Fulfolk said:

and after so many pints it's always best to split

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Tio_Narratore said:

Yes, but to split in such a state could lead to trips downs stairs, over curbs...

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King_of_Fulfolk said:

But trips need not be so common if you can get to grips with moderation.

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Tio_Narratore said:

"Moderation be damned!" he declares as he grips her negligee and proceeds to strip it from her shoulders.

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King_of_Fulfolk said:

Moderation be damned indeed but when she does strip, him being new and all, he should be careful not to spurt too quickly and dirty the sands of fair Albion.

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Tio_Narratore said:

A man who'll spurt prematurely engenders a woman who knits and purls every evening.

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SweetMaj said:

Purls -> Lurks

(Only here for a few words.)

Hi, Tio.

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Nice to see you, Maj; thanks for the little present .

Tio_Narratore said:

lurks -> sulks

Nice to see you, Maj; thanks for the little present .

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SweetMaj said:

Sulks -> Skulk

I'm glad you like it, Tio.

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Did you get my custom exercise plan for you, Maj?

Tio_Narratore said:

sulks -> skull

Did you get my custom exercise plan for you, Maj?

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SweetMaj said:

Skull -> Skill

Yes I did, Tio, - thank you.

I'm doing exercises later tonight and I'll follow your instructions.

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Tio_Narratore said:

skill - licks

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SweetMaj said:

Licks -> Likes

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Tio_Narratore said:

likes -> silky

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