What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?
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Sir_Winston54
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Does it do that annoying, somehow-nasal "beep-beep-beep" sound while it backs up?
the captians wench
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An hour on the phone followed by an hour on IM because I ran out of minutes on my card. 
feeling his power over me in subtle ways that just make me feel loved and protected.
Being reminded that he misses me being there as much as I miss being there with out him having to say the words.
Being in love.
feeling his power over me in subtle ways that just make me feel loved and protected.
Being reminded that he misses me being there as much as I miss being there with out him having to say the words.
Being in love.
ultramarineblue
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Does it do that annoying, somehow-nasal "beep-beep-beep" sound while it backs up?
No but my car does.
I can live with it in the car though because it has groovy back up camera that makes me feel all high tech and stuff. 
girlofurdreams
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a late night phone call from my best friend.. he always cracks me up no matter what mood i'm in
Sir_Winston54
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In trial, a small-town Southern prosecutor called his first witness, a tiny, grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Bobby Joe Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to your parents, your grandparents, your teachers, and me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot, but you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The prosecutor was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She replied, "Why, yes, I do know Jimmy John Bradley, since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the state of Alabama, and he overcharges his clients and puts empty envelopes in the church collection plate. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, including your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney sank lower and lower into his seat as she spoke. The judge asked both attorneys to approach the bench, and in a deadly quiet voice said...
"If either one of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair!"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Bobby Joe Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to your parents, your grandparents, your teachers, and me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot, but you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The prosecutor was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She replied, "Why, yes, I do know Jimmy John Bradley, since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the state of Alabama, and he overcharges his clients and puts empty envelopes in the church collection plate. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, including your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney sank lower and lower into his seat as she spoke. The judge asked both attorneys to approach the bench, and in a deadly quiet voice said...
"If either one of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair!"
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myinnerslut
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now i want to know what she would say.
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being so damn mad and calling my master
rambling
His calming voice
doing as I'm told and walking away
our song and him singing it to me
laughter..hearing him call me his naughty girl
hanging up an hour later and feeling peace
True Love
rambling
His calming voice
doing as I'm told and walking away
our song and him singing it to me
laughter..hearing him call me his naughty girl
hanging up an hour later and feeling peace
True Love
sinnocence
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The fact that i'll be able to talk to Him tonight...finally.
~An unexpected, yet wonderful call
~relaxing on the couch...listening...~talking about big and little things
~each of us knowing...
~Trying to finish a call (how old am I?!!)
~realising that I can speak 1000 words per minute..
~waking up with a smile on my face
~~~~~~~~The future~~~~~~~~~
~relaxing on the couch...listening...~talking about big and little things
~each of us knowing...
~Trying to finish a call (how old am I?!!
)~realising that I can speak 1000 words per minute..
~waking up with a smile on my face
~~~~~~~~The future~~~~~~~~~
Sir_Winston54
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I felt that way when I first read the joke. Now, though, it's more fun (for me, at least, having to listen to a number of different judges in my work) imagining what those particular judges would be afraid of the world hearing about them.
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Playing Animal Crossing and waking up next to my love.
girlofurdreams
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minx's tantrum!
lol @ kick's the thread.... funny girl
lol @ kick's the thread.... funny girl
~An unexpected, yet wonderful call
~relaxing on the couch...listening...~talking about big and little things
~each of us knowing...
~Trying to finish a call (how old am I?!!
~realising that I can speak 1000 words per minute..
~waking up with a smile on my face
~~~~~~~~The future~~~~~~~~~
It feels like we are both 13 again.
teaching an old dog new tricks....yeah you!
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BiaTcHiNFiRe
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What made me smile today?
Posts of Condatis, Owned, Daddy2mylilgirl and sinnocence.
Love in the air ALWAYS makes me smile.
Posts of Condatis, Owned, Daddy2mylilgirl and sinnocence.
Love in the air ALWAYS makes me smile.
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