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Old 01-14-2018, 12:32 AM   #3926
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1910 Fruitgum Company ~ The Mighty Quinn

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Old 01-14-2018, 02:52 AM   #3927
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A late friend of mine, a professional bass player (which may help to explain his slightly dodgy hearing), thought that this was 'The Mighty Quim'. And who is to say that he was not right?
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Old 01-14-2018, 05:38 AM   #3928
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A late friend of mine, a professional bass player (which may help to explain his slightly dodgy hearing), thought that this was 'The Mighty Quim'. And who is to say that he was not right?
I remember this by Manfred Mann.
But this one sticks in the memory 1910 Fruitgum Company - Yummy Yummy Yummy
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Old 01-15-2018, 01:47 PM   #3929
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I remember this by Manfred Mann.
But this one sticks in the memory 1910 Fruitgum Company - Yummy Yummy Yummy
That's what you sing when you get the munchies and discover a stash of chocolate you had forgotten about.

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Old 01-15-2018, 02:51 PM   #3930
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That's what you sing when you get the munchies and discover a stash of chocolate you had forgotten about.

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It's a good time to invest in Laura Secord - July 1st is likely to see a good run for spin-off businesses.
Do please tell me what that's about.
She walked 20 miles to warn the British.
And named some sweets.
What did I miss ?
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:44 AM   #3932
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Do please tell me what that's about.
She walked 20 miles to warn the British.
And named some sweets.
What did I miss ?
"Laura Secord" sweets are chocolates mostly. July 1 is Canada Day (our "independence day"), and this year, it is also the day on which recreational pot becomes legal. We expect booming sales for Laura Secord.
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"Laura Secord" sweets are chocolates mostly. July 1 is Canada Day (our "independence day"), and this year, it is also the day on which recreational pot becomes legal. We expect booming sales for Laura Secord.
I expect pizza delivery will see a big uptick that day also.

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I wonder if we'll see legal pot over here.
There was a bit of a thing about it a while ago, but the govt. of the day said it was purely for medicinal research. ~Quite what the outcome was seems to have missed me.
Ah, well; I never got to try it anyway.
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Old 01-17-2018, 11:56 AM   #3935
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I wonder if we'll see legal pot over here.
There was a bit of a thing about it a while ago, but the govt. of the day said it was purely for medicinal research. ~Quite what the outcome was seems to have missed me.
Ah, well; I never got to try it anyway.
The US was headed toward sanity in how we treated marijuana...both as a medicine and recreationally...but now we have this throwback to fifties attorney general who thinks it's as evil as heroin and LSD. Science, research, and facts from the states that have legalized it means nothing to him. Nobody knows where it will end up while he's in charge.

Personally, I think he needs to stop watching Reefer Madness and join the 21st century.

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The US was headed toward sanity in how we treated marijuana...both as a medicine and recreationally...but now we have this throwback to fifties attorney general who thinks it's as evil as heroin and LSD. Science, research, and facts from the states that have legalized it means nothing to him. Nobody knows where it will end up while he's in charge.

Personally, I think he needs to stop watching Reefer Madness and join the 21st century.

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Old 01-18-2018, 06:19 PM   #3938
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Maybe you just need A Little Help From Your Friends?

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At least they made it pleasant.
As to the Fugs, I've heard better after a good night at the Dog & Ferret pub.
[or was it supposed to sound so execrable ?)
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Old 01-19-2018, 12:50 PM   #3939
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At least they made it pleasant.
As to the Fugs, I've heard better after a good night at the Dog & Ferret pub.
[or was it supposed to sound so execrable ?)
This one is almost as bad. CIA Man

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As to the Fugs, I've heard better after a good night at the Dog & Ferret pub.
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This one is almost as bad. CIA Man

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Yes, it was intentional.
And here they are 50 years later:

Exorcism of the Whitehouse
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Yes, it was intentional.
And here they are 50 years later:

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Thanks. It's nice to see that someone's trying. . . .
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Thanks. It's nice to see that someone's trying. . . .
Unfortunately, like a badly plugged toilet, it takes more than just a couple of flushes to clear up the problem. But we have a good plumber working on it.

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Now I call that Very Funny. I just hope that ordinary folk will listen . . .

This is my original version. Oh Marilynn . . . .
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Now I call that Very Funny. I just hope that ordinary folk will listen . . .

This is my original version. Oh Marilynn . . . .
The Parody Project hae quite a few good parodies for Trump. Here's Confounds the Science
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Those are all great for some snickers for those of us that get it, but the people that need to understand the message don't have the first clue.

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Those are all great for some snickers for those of us that get it, but the people that need to understand the message don't have the first clue.

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Right.

An investor, a worker, and an immigrant go into a bar and each orders a beer. The bartender brings a tray of sandwiches with their beers. "Compliments of the house," he declares. As they watch the big game on the wide-screen tv, the investor puts one sandwich after another into his briefcase. When one is left, he whispers to the worker, "watch out! That immigrant is trying to steal your sandwich."

Do you think the worker gets it?
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Best thing I've seen in ages.

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Right.

An investor, a worker, and an immigrant go into a bar and each orders a beer. The bartender brings a tray of sandwiches with their beers. "Compliments of the house," he declares. As they watch the big game on the wide-screen tv, the investor puts one sandwich after another into his briefcase. When one is left, he whispers to the worker, "watch out! That immigrant is trying to steal your sandwich."

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A few years ago I was commissioned to write a series of ‘project profiles’ for a major global management consultancy.

One of their success stories was the turnaround of a manufacturing facility employing 700 people and losing almost a million pounds a month. Eighteen months after my client moved in, the business had more than doubled its sales, and it was on track to make a healthy pre-tax profit.

The revamped business employed 160 people, about 30 of whom were automation engineers.
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