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Strangebuddy
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A long time ago I had a fantasy idea about an immortal prostitute who unintentionally shapes the course of history and then comes back to find out how her seemingly small actions shaped nations.
This idea is a bit smaller in scale: an immortal is having trouble, either because it's getting increasingly hard to find someone to bang who isn't related to them in some way or because their family thinks they're an embarrassment and is tired of their shit.
For example:
1. Back in the day, our immortal protagonist wound up in bed with their great grandchild. Shocked, they swore to never have sex again...that got old after a few years so they switched to only having sex with people they weren't related to. However, as the generations go by, not helped by them occasionally bringing some more offspring into the world, this becomes harder and harder. Do they just decide to say "screw it" and start fucking whoever they want? Or do they try to find some new fuckbuddies they aren't an ancestor of? For extra fun, people have tracked his or her family tree so if they do decide to run and break their oath, their potential partners might not be interested in looping the branches.
2. Sure watching your loved ones die sucks...but you know what's worse? No one ever forgetting what you did and never being able to outlive that. Look, sure you exposed yourself to a royal family and then seduced an entire convent and and some friars, but that was literally ages ago.
A. Family has an ancestor they dread coming for a visit. The ancestor is rich so the family needs their favor, or possibly even divine (imagine if a Greek god was your ancestor). Every generation the ancestor racks up more misdeeds and no matter what the family does, they can't be rid of them.
a. Kids (college age) asked to be excused from meeting their ancestor and their parents agree, not wanting them to meet the hated unkillable relative. Kids have a great time and party and sleep with a wild young woman or man...who turns out to be their ancestor.
b. Ancestor sees it as their duty to take care of their descendants' needs. Only problem is, they don't really have much orf a moral compass anymore. Whether it's seducing a new in law to make sure they can perform marital duties or seeking revenge on anyone who has wronged the family, the ancestor is sure.to do it.
B. Ancestor really wants to be back in their family's good graces. Too bad that only gets harder and harder as their past catches up to them.
For example: ancestor is invited to a wedding...and discovers that their great (however many) grandson is about to marry their illegitimate daughter. Ancestor attempts to find family's estranged members, accidentally ends up sleeping with them. Can they ever really patch things up?
This idea is a bit smaller in scale: an immortal is having trouble, either because it's getting increasingly hard to find someone to bang who isn't related to them in some way or because their family thinks they're an embarrassment and is tired of their shit.
For example:
1. Back in the day, our immortal protagonist wound up in bed with their great grandchild. Shocked, they swore to never have sex again...that got old after a few years so they switched to only having sex with people they weren't related to. However, as the generations go by, not helped by them occasionally bringing some more offspring into the world, this becomes harder and harder. Do they just decide to say "screw it" and start fucking whoever they want? Or do they try to find some new fuckbuddies they aren't an ancestor of? For extra fun, people have tracked his or her family tree so if they do decide to run and break their oath, their potential partners might not be interested in looping the branches.
2. Sure watching your loved ones die sucks...but you know what's worse? No one ever forgetting what you did and never being able to outlive that. Look, sure you exposed yourself to a royal family and then seduced an entire convent and and some friars, but that was literally ages ago.
A. Family has an ancestor they dread coming for a visit. The ancestor is rich so the family needs their favor, or possibly even divine (imagine if a Greek god was your ancestor). Every generation the ancestor racks up more misdeeds and no matter what the family does, they can't be rid of them.
a. Kids (college age) asked to be excused from meeting their ancestor and their parents agree, not wanting them to meet the hated unkillable relative. Kids have a great time and party and sleep with a wild young woman or man...who turns out to be their ancestor.
b. Ancestor sees it as their duty to take care of their descendants' needs. Only problem is, they don't really have much orf a moral compass anymore. Whether it's seducing a new in law to make sure they can perform marital duties or seeking revenge on anyone who has wronged the family, the ancestor is sure.to do it.
B. Ancestor really wants to be back in their family's good graces. Too bad that only gets harder and harder as their past catches up to them.
For example: ancestor is invited to a wedding...and discovers that their great (however many) grandson is about to marry their illegitimate daughter. Ancestor attempts to find family's estranged members, accidentally ends up sleeping with them. Can they ever really patch things up?