glory hole time machine

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Dr. Phil Laychio has done it again! This time he's invented a time machine glory hole. That's right all you do is step into the booth, take out your cock, interest it into the hole, and set the time dial. In no time (no pun intended) you can have Anne Boleyn or Marie Antoinette or any other historic hussy slob on your knob.

And don't worry ladies the mad Doc hasn't forgotten about you! His time machine works both ways! (Don't ask him how, he'll just start babbling techno mumbo jumbo while tinkering on his next project.) Imagine wrapping your lips around the staff of Charlemagne, making Houdini's dick disappear in your pussy, or washing General Washington's cock with your mouth. It's truly a blast from the past!

So stop by the lab and for a mere 300 dollars you can experience shooting your load into the pussy of history.
 
Dr. Phil Laychio has done it again! This time he's invented a time machine glory hole. That's right all you do is step into the booth, take out your cock, interest it into the hole, and set the time dial. In no time (no pun intended) you can have Anne Boleyn or Marie Antoinette or any other historic hussy slob on your knob.

And don't worry ladies the mad Doc hasn't forgotten about you! His time machine works both ways! (Don't ask him how, he'll just start babbling techno mumbo jumbo while tinkering on his next project.) Imagine wrapping your lips around the staff of Charlemagne, making Houdini's dick disappear in your pussy, or washing General Washington's cock with your mouth. It's truly a blast from the past!

So stop by the lab and for a mere 300 dollars you can experience shooting your load into the pussy of history.

does it get offered to historical figures between two time periods. could abe lincoln liberate malcolm x's cock and give it a good going over? :devil:
 
Alas, it turns out that time travel causes nymphomania and male impotence. Male customers only get ONE SHOT at spewing into the insatiable past. Female customers demand more and more, but they'll never have the same historic cock twice. The fabric of time starts to unravel. Chaos ensues, and many one-way journeys. Donald Trump is in there somewhere, sneering.
 
My God, Donald Trump will be president because of the unraveling of the fabric of time!
 
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