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Old 02-27-2007, 12:38 AM   #8876
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wait... that's MY job.
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Old 02-27-2007, 12:46 AM   #8877
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wait... that's MY job.
Yours or mine?

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Old 02-27-2007, 12:49 AM   #8878
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Yours or mine?

yours of course.
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Old 02-27-2007, 12:52 AM   #8879
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yours of course.
Only if I get to return the favor, babe
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Old 02-27-2007, 01:03 AM   #8880
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Only if I get to return the favor, babe
*blush*

ok... if you're gonna twist my arm like that...
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Old 02-27-2007, 01:07 AM   #8881
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ok... if you're gonna twist my arm like that...
I can think of much more enjoyable things to do than twist your arm!
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Old 02-27-2007, 03:52 AM   #8882
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Old 02-27-2007, 09:21 AM   #8883
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If I promise to behave, can I keep him?
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Old 02-27-2007, 10:16 AM   #8884
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NO! No behaving, really!
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Old 02-27-2007, 11:07 AM   #8885
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NO! No behaving, really!
You are a very bad influence on me. I appreciate it.
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Old 02-27-2007, 03:21 PM   #8886
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you always need one, bg.

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Old 02-27-2007, 03:29 PM   #8887
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SW's post above was the 8888th in this thread. i'm not sure if that looks like a line of snowmen or boobie-shaped dominoes.
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Old 02-27-2007, 03:31 PM   #8888
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i see no reason why those things should be mutually exclusive.

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Old 02-27-2007, 03:56 PM   #8889
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that's damn near three-quarters of them. i hope they get well soon.
The youngest one's sick now. What's weird is that the two youngest get really polite when they're sick.
 

Old 02-27-2007, 03:59 PM   #8890
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The youngest one's sick now. What's weird is that the two youngest get really polite when they're sick.
so you're four for four. i guess if you're gonna do somethin'... well, you know.

get well soon eilan-ettes.
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:09 PM   #8891
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you always need one, bg.

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I need one what? A bad influence?

I do need one. You're right.
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:21 PM   #8892
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so you're four for four.
And here I was thinking that two out of three ain't bad.
 

Old 02-28-2007, 07:33 AM   #8893
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R.I.P Thorpy.

Most people i know think that im crazy and
i know at times i act a little hazy but
if thats my way
and you should know it then
in every way help me to show it

oooooooo yeah, yeah, yeah

For most of my life i lived a delusion yes
material gain has caused me confusion but
slowly in time i learned that my place is to
tell all that i meet the glory that God is

oooooooo yeah, yeah

and thats why

Most people i know think that im crazy and
i know at times i act a little hazy but
if thats my
and you should know it then
in every way help me to show it

oooooooo yeah, yeah, yeah

Most people i know think that im crazy and
i know at times i act a little hazy but
if thats my way
and you should know it then
in every way help me to show it

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Old 02-28-2007, 07:37 AM   #8894
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The youngest one's sick now. What's weird is that the two youngest get really polite when they're sick.
Almost makes you wish........ ..... nh.....
 

Old 02-28-2007, 01:32 PM   #8895
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I just had a dream that came true , here I was sleeping soundly, quietly dreaming, (yes I know, that alone would make a great entry in the * ** "It's about bloody time" thread) in this dream every few minutes I had to go and pee, it was becoming quite distracting, so much so that I am at a loss to recall any other details of said dream due to the incessant need to urinate. Eventually I awoke from my fitful slumber, it was only mere seconds when it dawned on me that I needed to take a wizz.

That's some freaky shit right there.








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Old 02-28-2007, 01:36 PM   #8896
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I just had a dream that came true , here I was sleeping soundly, quietly dreaming, (yes I know, that alone would make a great entry in the * ** "It's about bloody time" thread) in this dream every few minutes I had to go and pee, it was becoming quite distracting, so much so that I am at a loss to recall any oher details of said dream due to the incessant need to urinate. Eventually I awoke from my fitfull slumber, it was only mere seconds when it dawned on me that I needed to take a wizz.

That's some freaky shit right there.








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+Includes all univii either postulated, theorised or mentioned of at drunken binges at the local, either of the future or the long distant past which may or may not be the same thing should it turn out that time is in fact circular and not linear.
Go back to sleep, q-ey. You're sounding erudite again.
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Old 02-28-2007, 02:17 PM   #8897
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Go back to sleep, q-ey. You're sounding erudite again.
Perhaps you are right, I just might, night night.
 

Old 02-28-2007, 05:43 PM   #8898
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Old 02-28-2007, 06:58 PM   #8899
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