If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

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For chopping the head off a chimp and discarding it in a river??
 
Arrested for removing the "No Howling" signs.
And for being fast'n cheesy.

For being lactose intolerant. And fast is just they way I was taught to treat the ladies. I've never taken second place in my life. Not gonna start now. Not my problem if they want sex to be enjoyable.
 
For being lactose intolerant. And fast is just they way I was taught to treat the ladies. I've never taken second place in my life. Not gonna start now. Not my problem if they want sex to be enjoyable.

It's not that I'm lactose intolerant as much as it is my lactose IS intolerant...
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felonious use of tired euphemism's or phrases...
 
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