Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

coochiebarber · Feb 3, 2016

It's time to feed my cats.

Pigheaded · Feb 3, 2016

Move your ass over please, I'm watching the news!

loquere · Feb 3, 2016

Have you ever considered liposuction?

SlightlyGone · Feb 3, 2016

Shhh, it's okay, just pretend you're your mother.

coochiebarber · Feb 3, 2016

I've had bigger!!

Pigheaded · Feb 3, 2016

Wake me up when your done.

coochiebarber · Feb 3, 2016

Bitch snoring like an old Bear.

Zeb_Carter · Feb 3, 2016

Door to the bedroom swings open and your wife yells at as you're plunging your cock into her girl friend, "Your story about us has finally been approved!"

Hypoxia · Feb 4, 2016

"Mr Trump will see you now."

Pigheaded · Feb 4, 2016

Hurry up, my boyfriend is waiting

loquere · Feb 5, 2016

"I must confess, I've lied to you for years, I'm a Russian spy."

loquere · Feb 11, 2016

"I'm a Nazi."

loquere · Feb 18, 2016

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q

loquere · Feb 21, 2016

"I was always told, if you're good at something, never do it for free! So....."

loquere · Feb 22, 2016

You can go now.

loquere · Feb 22, 2016

What are your expecting a tip? Get out.

loquere · Feb 22, 2016

I'm done and this isn't a hotel, so get the fuck out.... Now!

Hypoxia · Feb 22, 2016

I think I picked this up at a gloryhole in Pensacola.

loquere · Feb 22, 2016

Call an ambulance.

loquere · Feb 22, 2016

Fire!

coochiebarber · Feb 22, 2016

Your wife going to be here any moment!

RNJAG · Feb 22, 2016

Nexxxxxxt!

Handley_Page · Feb 22, 2016

Do you have any Penicillin ?

loquere · Feb 23, 2016

Pop crackle and snap.

coochiebarber · Feb 23, 2016

My boss wanna have a word with you.

Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

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