y=mx+b
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Just telling the truth.
kind of.
something something something something...
I am going to fuck you.
Fuckkkkk.
Yes. You are. And it's going to be so fucking dirty and messy. And hard.
...and violent. I am going to grab a fist full of your hair and gag fuck the fuck out of your throat. Your eyes will tear, your mascara will run, you will wretch. I will extract my cock from your throat, slap your face, slap your tits, finger-fuck you four knuckles deep and use your pubic bone to lift your ass off the fucking bed. I swear you will know what makes to word "fuck" vulgar by the end.
Saw your thread was getting a lot of traffic tonight, but HOLY FUCK! I feel like I've just walked into the wrong hotel room and caught a couple in the act.
Carry on, carry on.
<---what about this AV makes you think I won't.Jesus fucking Christ. YES. Make me hurt. In the best way only you can. I need it.
<---what about this AV makes you think I won't.
I am going to fuck you.
...and violent. I am going to grab a fist full of your hair and gag fuck the fuck out of your throat. Your eyes will tear, your mascara will run, you will wretch. I will extract my cock from your throat, slap your face, slap your tits, finger-fuck you four knuckles deep and use your pubic bone to lift your ass off the fucking bed. I swear you will know what makes to word "fuck" vulgar by the end.
Speaking of hair... I bet I could wrap my hand four or five times around yours. Certainly enough times to pin your face to the surface of whatever we are on and hold you there in force while I flip the front of my kilt up over the curve of your naked ass.
Stalked you. Read your piece about your piece (tip o' the hat to Mrs. Y). Saw a DRL name drop. Got distracted by the dirty playtime between you & Vix. Misused punctuation because fuck that shit.
Carry on. I'll just be in my french maid costume...dusting some...cobwebs...under a towel...or in someone's generous cleavage...
My generous cleavage? Please?
I am going to fuck you.something something something, good use of the buddy system. something.
Let's just say you need to be certified to motorboat those. Classes, a license, good use of the buddy system. The whole nine.
I am going to fuck you.
I want in on this deal.
Speaking for my wife... I am going to say that she says you have to demonstrate your ability and capabilities on her and that she is now currently excepting auditions.
I will get back to you with further information should she actually be accepting auditions.