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Submitted a long story today, and hatched an idea for a Mature Tale. Candy Bahr, a wealthy and prominent matron is rejected for membership in the local chapter of the Daughters of the American Heritage, because she's Jewish. Then learns that her bestest friend was behind the rejection. Candy's attitude is don't get mad, get even, and she makes a plan to go for a skinny dip in her friends gene pool.
That is one of the bad things about growing older. You attend more funerals than you do birthday parties.
WTF
The corn I planted tasseled after 4 weeks, and is about 3 feet tall. WTF? Totally weird. It oughta be 6.5 feet tall and tassel in another month or so.
Maybe it was the Bad Seed?
Corn Horror!
Weird stuff. There are dwarf varieties of corn, and this stuff looks like it. I bought some calla lily bulbs that became caladiums.
A friend gave me some "Strawberry Popcorn" seed and it grew up about three feet and produced ears that were more like ping pong balls, I let them dry on the stalks and found that the corn was pretty red kernels. I never tried popping them, but used them for Xmas Decorations.
From what I read my corn problem oughta be from inadequate watering and inadequate fertilization. OK, then why do the stalks have ears 4 weeks ahead of schedule? Ought not have any ears at all.
I know how to grow corn. I got the merit badge for it.
It looks like the seed people put the wrong seeds in the package. There exist dwarf varieties that grow about 3 feet high and make small ears within 60 days or so. I suspect that's what I got.
Sounds like it. Or maybe its one of those GMO mutant strains, that will uproot themselves and raise havoc in the neighborhood, fucking the spinsters in their sleep and raise their expectations?