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Economists do it with models.

Nurses do it with intensive care.
Nurses do it with lots of patience.
Nurses do it with a little prick.
Nurses do it with their gloves on.
Nurses make it better.
ICU Nurses do it with restraint.

Veterinary nurses do it with your pets.
Veterinary nurses don't ask 'How was it for you?'.
Veterinary nurses don't ask 'Is it in?'.
Veterinary nurses don't worry if you squeal.


Dancers do it with attitude.

Firemen do it in big red trucks.
Firemen do it with a big red hose.
Firemen do it with lots of water.
Firemen do it wearing protective clothing and a big hat.
Volunteer Firemen do it for free.

(British) Policemen do it with a truncheon.

Electricians do it with power.

Welshmen do it in Male Voice Choirs.
Welshmen do it with Harmony.

Scotsmen do it in a kilt.

Rugby Players do it with odd shaped balls.
Rugby Players do it in packs.

Ballet Dancers do it on their pointes.
 
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Bankers do it with interest.
Bankers do it with your money.

Taxmen do it to everyone.

Farmers do it in the dirt.
Farmers do it in the field.
Farmers do it in barns.
Farmers do it on a tractor.
Farmers do it with subsidies.
Farmers do it with pigs, sheep, cattle...

Old MacDonald did it with an E.I.O.

Young Farmers do it in wellies.

Farmers' Wives do it in the kitchen, the dairy, behind the pig stys, in the orchard...
 
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Robin Hood did it with a bow and arrow.
Little John wasn't.
Friar Tuck had a habit.
Maid Marion did it in Sherwood Forest.
Allan A Dale did it with an Air.
 
A request that Pres Nixon withdraw military forces from southeast Asia:

PULL OUT, DICK
LIKE YOUR FATHER SHOULD HAVE​
 
We had one pinned to the bookshelf (back when we used hard copies of things as reference!) that said 'Editors do it with style.' :)

It was eventually replaced by 'Does anal retentive take a hyphen?'
 
My favorite remains: "Dear God, Protect me from your followers."

During a recent road trip, I commented to my wife that seeing a "Impeach Obama" bumper sticker along with a "Pro-life" or "NRA" bumper sticker felt redundant to me. We began imagining unexpected and unlikely pairings, bonus points if they don't immediately invalidate each other:

Pro-NRA + Pro-Choice
(which, personally, makes more sense to me than Pro-NRA and Pro-Life)

A Shriner's tag + a Grateful Dead Dancing bear bumper sticker

A Legal it now! pot sticker and nearly any pro-Republican bumper sticker.
 
I thought the "co exist" one was kind of cool....the first few hundred times I saw it.:rolleyes:
 
"Honk if you want to spunk on my face."
Only legal in Georgia.

(I'm kidding. At least I hope.)
 
My mom got this one for my dad years ago (we owned a trucking business at the time)

Old truckers never die, they get a new Peterbilt

My local favorite:

So many snowbirds, so little freezer space!
 
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