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Beck31

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A) "Oh feck. The blooming Durex broke."
B) "Oh crap. My parents are home early."

Both of those actually have come from personal experience.
 
When you are balls deep you really do not want to hear "Is it in yet" :D
 
I actually call it, "knocking the stucco off the ceiling," but to each their own I guess.


per OP's question: Now I remember why we stopped having sex.
 
bad words

I'd lose my erection when hot and heavy sex, and nasty adult dirty mindedness, describes "F---ing, and my throbbing c--k, with, "having INTERCOURSE, and MY PENIS!!.
 
when the lights are out and you put your penis in her hand and she says "No, I'll smoke after sex".
 
anything from that prick David Cameron ,,,.....put me off my stroke lol
 
I apologize in advance for anyone that may find this offensive, Consider this your warning.

Wow yours feels smaller than Daddy's.
 
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