Things... you learned from watching porn

No one is every dirty enough to need a shower or bath. That never stops them from getting wet.
 
At the mere sight of an erect penis, women will simply forget whatever insult, aggravation, or assault was just being visited upon them and drop to their knees, eager to taste that magnificent staff.
 
If you can get one of the girls to show you her boobies...all of the others in the room will follow suit.
 
Women don't dress appropriately when the plumber shows up.

The plumber always gets an up skirt view.

The woman is always more interested in the plumbers plumbing than the actual problem.
 
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They use a special lamp that instantly irradicates any spots on bums
 
Screams and moans of ecstasy should be instantaneous with the initial sexual touch or movement, otherwise you are boring....
 
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