Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > How To... > HT Cafe

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools

Old 02-15-2013, 12:39 PM   #15326
Lord Pmann
Literotica Guru
 
Lord Pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 12,996
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emerson40 View Post
It is usually people with weak arguments, who are unable to support their postion with solid facts or credible evidence, that resort to bullying and threatening tactics. Thugs.

Sorry you are dealing with this. Threatening the well-being of kids is low... heads should roll.
I like to use weak arguments all the time. At the end of it, you just say something like, "That's what Hilter would do!" Or "That is exactly what a racist would say." Shuts them up every time. All you have to do is bring it back to Hitler or racism and you're argument is sound. No need for kid violence.
__________________
*edited for cleanliness*
 

Old 02-15-2013, 07:16 PM   #15327
LikeASnowflake
Literotica Guru
 
LikeASnowflake's Avatar
 
LikeASnowflake is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 654
Oh how I love when I can't find that freaking charger.
 

Old 02-15-2013, 08:14 PM   #15328
imemkay
Lucky Girl
 
imemkay's Avatar
 
imemkay is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Posts: 1,931
This is harder than I thought.

Why can't I pick a paint color?
 

Old 02-15-2013, 08:53 PM   #15329
Eilan
Daddy's Fuckdoll
 
Eilan's Avatar
 
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,423
From a thread on the Personals Board
Quote:
I'm a boy. I've been married to my girl for many, many years. My dinkie has been in her cunt, and my body has pumped hers, countless numbers of times. I can now hardly function without my boy peepee being able to empty its baby-making cum into her girl peepee frequently.
Girl peepee? I think he's doin' it wrong.
__________________
Too fucking cool for a sig.
 

Old 02-15-2013, 08:56 PM   #15330
Rainshine
Literotica Guru
 
Rainshine's Avatar
 
Rainshine is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Terra Australis
Posts: 20,902
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eilan View Post
From a thread on the Personals BoardGirl peepee? I think he's doin' it wrong.

Oh, jeepers.


Blurt: Instagram, why has it taken me so long to find you? Now I too, am addicted to making perfectly good photos look like crap with random filters.
__________________
There’s no aphrodisiac like loneliness...
 

Old 02-15-2013, 09:55 PM   #15331
Eilan
Daddy's Fuckdoll
 
Eilan's Avatar
 
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,423
My husband is watching Gold Rush. I wasn't really paying attention until I heard someone say "glory hole gold." I said to my husband, "Is it called 'glory hole gold' when there's actually a woman on the other side of the glory hole?"
__________________
Too fucking cool for a sig.
 

Old 02-15-2013, 10:26 PM   #15332
NightL
smoke'n'mirrors
 
NightL's Avatar
 
NightL is offline
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 2,790
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine View Post
Blurt: Instagram, why has it taken me so long to find you? Now I too, am addicted to making perfectly good photos look like crap with random filters.
Now you can take photos breakfast, lunch and dinner and post them to facebook with the associated description of "Yum - so looking forward to this"
 

Old 02-16-2013, 10:49 AM   #15333
NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
 
NippleMuncher's Avatar
 
NippleMuncher is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lost in Imfamy
Posts: 4,103
Alright ladies! You've been asking for it, HP has stepped up to the plate and created it for you. No more worrying if that man is gonna please you, you guessed it, there's an app for that!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83095483/
__________________
Boobies are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but big boys like playing with them too!
 

Old 02-16-2013, 08:53 PM   #15334
LikeASnowflake
Literotica Guru
 
LikeASnowflake's Avatar
 
LikeASnowflake is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 654
Cannot wait to finally be free.
 

Old 02-16-2013, 09:56 PM   #15335
LikeASnowflake
Literotica Guru
 
LikeASnowflake's Avatar
 
LikeASnowflake is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 654
*** **** ***!
 

Old 02-17-2013, 03:15 AM   #15336
shiny5437
Literotica Guru
 
shiny5437's Avatar
 
shiny5437 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 506
I'm 32 and finally realised my destiny is to be like the red shirt guys on Star Trek.
 

Old 02-17-2013, 12:45 PM   #15337
Saucyminx
High heels and attitude
 
Saucyminx's Avatar
 
Saucyminx is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 6,168
Quote:
Originally Posted by shiny5437 View Post
I'm 32 and finally realised my destiny is to be like the red shirt guys on Star Trek.
Having that "meat for the beast" feeling lately myself.
__________________
My first new story in 3 long years

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen

Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
― Ann Brashares

My Johari window Snatched shamelessly from Bailadora and Fire Breeze, because why not?

Come on in--the smut is fine
 

Old 02-17-2013, 02:19 PM   #15338
shiny5437
Literotica Guru
 
shiny5437's Avatar
 
shiny5437 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 506
More that overworked, underappreciated, unloved, and ultimately dispensable feeling. There to make up the numbers with no back story.

Yes it's wallowing in self pity weekend!
 

Old 02-17-2013, 03:11 PM   #15339
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
 
silverwhisper's Avatar
 
silverwhisper is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: in a home, of course
Posts: 11,304
[trout-smacks the hell outta shiny & minx]

stop it, both of you or we're gonna have to go all medieval with the affirmation on your asses. :>

ed
__________________
"i think this line's mostly filler"--willow rosenberg, once more, with feeling, season 6, buffy the vampire slayer

exemplar of youthful snark: "does it hurt little boy? are you going to cry now? well suck it up and be a man."

psst! hey, wanna see a blog?
 

Old 02-17-2013, 05:16 PM   #15340
Rainshine
Literotica Guru
 
Rainshine's Avatar
 
Rainshine is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Terra Australis
Posts: 20,902
Another hot one!
__________________
There’s no aphrodisiac like loneliness...
 

Old 02-17-2013, 05:22 PM   #15341
Eilan
Daddy's Fuckdoll
 
Eilan's Avatar
 
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,423
I sent the threatening screencaps to my ex-husband. I'd hate to be the poor bastard who made those posts right about now.
__________________
Too fucking cool for a sig.
 

Old 02-17-2013, 07:17 PM   #15342
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
 
silverwhisper's Avatar
 
silverwhisper is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: in a home, of course
Posts: 11,304
i'm just glad you and your ex are on good terms, eilan.

ed
__________________
"i think this line's mostly filler"--willow rosenberg, once more, with feeling, season 6, buffy the vampire slayer

exemplar of youthful snark: "does it hurt little boy? are you going to cry now? well suck it up and be a man."

psst! hey, wanna see a blog?
 

Old 02-17-2013, 07:41 PM   #15343
Eilan
Daddy's Fuckdoll
 
Eilan's Avatar
 
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,423
Quote:
Originally Posted by silverwhisper View Post
i'm just glad you and your ex are on good terms, eilan.

ed
Living well really is the best revenge.
__________________
Too fucking cool for a sig.
 

Old 02-17-2013, 09:02 PM   #15344
imemkay
Lucky Girl
 
imemkay's Avatar
 
imemkay is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Posts: 1,931
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eilan View Post
Living well really is the best revenge.
Isn't that the truth!
 

Old 02-17-2013, 09:49 PM   #15345
Eilan
Daddy's Fuckdoll
 
Eilan's Avatar
 
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,423
Saw this posted on Facebook:
Quote:
i but that thoes men are pee,now they got a real challage,on track;love it;
__________________
Too fucking cool for a sig.
 

Old 02-17-2013, 10:01 PM   #15346
Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
 
Emerson40's Avatar
 
Emerson40 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: It's not where, but who you're with that matters
Posts: 10,443
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eilan View Post
Saw this posted on Facebook:

Quote:
i but that thoes men are pee,now they got a real challage,on track;love it;
You and Prasa are FB Friends?




 

Old 02-17-2013, 10:09 PM   #15347
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
 
silverwhisper's Avatar
 
silverwhisper is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: in a home, of course
Posts: 11,304
o good, it wasn't just me thinking that!

[fist-bumps emerson]

ed
__________________
"i think this line's mostly filler"--willow rosenberg, once more, with feeling, season 6, buffy the vampire slayer

exemplar of youthful snark: "does it hurt little boy? are you going to cry now? well suck it up and be a man."

psst! hey, wanna see a blog?
 

Old 02-18-2013, 11:40 AM   #15348
NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
 
NippleMuncher's Avatar
 
NippleMuncher is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lost in Imfamy
Posts: 4,103
Nothing like a good workout first thing in the morning!

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/83099596.gif
__________________
Boobies are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but big boys like playing with them too!
 

Old 02-18-2013, 11:47 AM   #15349
Rainshine
Literotica Guru
 
Rainshine's Avatar
 
Rainshine is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Terra Australis
Posts: 20,902
Toddler spew all over her bed and ours at 3.45am.... unpleasant. Poor little angel.
 

Old 02-18-2013, 12:57 PM   #15350
imemkay
Lucky Girl
 
imemkay's Avatar
 
imemkay is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Posts: 1,931
NippleMuncher, you always find the strangest things.
 
Closed Thread


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:41 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.