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Old 07-19-2006, 12:08 AM   #3076
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i just wondered if they were born all at the same time it might have caused those saggy, hairy-assed breastesses.

pregnancy's hell on the hormones ya know.
Now this cracked me up!!!
 

Old 07-19-2006, 12:12 AM   #3077
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how could anyone be mean to you bg??? we love you.
I nub you guys too.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:17 AM   #3078
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i don't know a lot about it but i think you're right. of course, that's not to say it can't develop/surface in later life i suppose.

i just hope all's well with your health and will keep you in my thoughts.
(((((denae)))))
Thanks for the well wishes EJ. I'm not worried per se; I just wasn't expecting to hear that today. My p.a., who is thorough about her job, was very concerned about my reaction and said it didn't appear to be anything serious at this point because it appeared as a slight indication (whatever that's supposed to mean). I don't know if those are her words or the urgent care's doctors' notes. The p.a. is going to call a specialist in order to make a recommendation to me about a course of action. Of course, I never knew about this before.

Other than that, I had a great day.
 

Old 07-19-2006, 12:20 AM   #3079
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I nub you too bg but, please please please tell me that you don't have warts...that would be the end of the toad!!!

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Old 07-19-2006, 12:24 AM   #3080
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I nub you too bg but, please please please tell me that you don't have warts...that would be the end of the toad!!!

HI PTM!!!!!
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:26 AM   #3081
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Thanks for the well wishes EJ. I'm not worried per se; I just wasn't expecting to hear that today. My p.a., who is thorough about her job, was very concerned about my reaction and said it didn't appear to be anything serious at this point because it appeared as a slight indication (whatever that's supposed to mean). I don't know if those are her words or the urgent care's doctors' notes. The p.a. is going to call a specialist in order to make a recommendation to me about a course of action. Of course, I never knew about this before.

Other than that, I had a great day.
Den, I'm so sorry to hear this, and surprised. You know I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:44 AM   #3082
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HI PTM!!!!!
EJ!!! *tackle hug*

How's you?
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:45 AM   #3083
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EJ!!! *tackle hug*

How's you?
*grunts, falls, grabs ptm's ass*

i'm fantastic! how 'bout you????
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:51 AM   #3084
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Eilan, THANK YOU for changing your AV. That is one of my favorite scenes she did.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:53 AM   #3085
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*grunts, falls, grabs ptm's ass*

i'm fantastic! how 'bout you????
Aside from you groping my donkey...I'm great!




Really, I'm doing fabulously well. If I were any better, I'd be twins.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:57 AM   #3086
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Eilan, THANK YOU for changing your AV. That is one of my favorite scenes she did.
it's bob mackey's brilliance at its finest.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:58 AM   #3087
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Aside from you groping my donkey...I'm great!




Really, I'm doing fabulously well. If I were any better, I'd be twins.
excellent! we love twins... and if you were twins i'd probably spontaneously ejaculate.
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:11 AM   #3088
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excellent! we love twins... and if you were twins i'd probably spontaneously ejaculate.

OMG, you are hilarious! If I were twins, we would need to work on your "control" issue.
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:50 AM   #3089
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My x-rays from last week indicate that I have spina bifida at L-5. I'll have more information by the end of the week.

I thought spina bifida was a birth defect?
Sorry to hear this... I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers, Denae. Keep us informed....
 

Old 07-19-2006, 05:52 AM   #3090
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Eilan's new AV

I LOVE IT!!!! The line that went with the pic was....

"I saw this in the window and I just HAD to have it!"

I remember watching that episode when I was growing up. My parents and I laughed so hard my dad had tears rolling down his face...
 

Old 07-19-2006, 12:25 PM   #3091
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:20 PM   #3092
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I guess nobody loved my hairy, saggy, boil-laden man tits.

*sob*
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Old 07-19-2006, 02:16 PM   #3093
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I guess nobody loved my hairy, saggy, boil-laden man tits.

*sob*
i did.

but i may be the only boil-fetishist at lit... not sure.
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Old 07-19-2006, 02:30 PM   #3094
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I've read a lot of horrible stories since 1998, but this is the WORST STORY EVER.

3 pages to go...
3 pages to go...
3 pages to go...
I think I can trudge through it...
I think I can trudge through it...
I think I can trudge through it...
I think I can trudge through it...
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:01 PM   #3095
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Somebody needs a new schtick.
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:48 PM   #3096
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mmmmm... corn.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:34 PM   #3097
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First I miss the boobies, and now this "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."
 

Old 07-19-2006, 08:35 PM   #3098
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mmmmm... corn.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:42 PM   #3099
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First I miss the boobies, and now this "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."
Dammit! Why does it do that?

Here's the boobies, though:
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:05 PM   #3100
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Here's the boobies, though:
Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yowie, Skunk Ape, Yeti, the truth is out there.
 
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