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Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%

  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%

  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%

  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%
  • Total voters
    317
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To the ladies: your peak time every month, are you hungry, starving or insatiable? Or maybe you're entirely unaffected.
To the men: can you tell when your SO is ovulating? Does her mood shift, is she radiating pheromones, begging you to push her up against the wall and have your way with her?
 
If I said that I've gone to Costco and only hit the tampon and candy aisles, does that answer the question?
 
Mine doesn't usually indicates "the bar is open" either directly or indirectly.

I'm pretty direct, if I want it she'll know and tell me if "the bar is closed."
 
My husband will, unprompted, occasionally come home with Doritos, Dove chocolate and Diet Coke. He knows.
 
Strolls in, puts the citation book back in its holster. Damn, you people were damn near boring. Only a few naughty-ups, but nothing citable.

A topic you say?

When it's all said and done, at the end of the day, when the cows have come home, and when the chickens roost, why do we use cliches? Are we that void of communication skills that we have to rely on them?
 
ChainedUp said:
Strolls in, puts the citation book back in its holster. Damn, you people were damn near boring. Only a few naughty-ups, but nothing citable.

A topic you say?

When it's all said and done, at the end of the day, when the cows have come home, and when the chickens roost, why do we use cliches? Are we that void of communication skills that we have to rely on them?
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I think sometimes we use cliches to avoid delving deeper into how or what we feel. They come easily, are always at the ready for use, and are pretty well understood. They require no thought, reveal nothing, and add nothing to any conversation. In short, they keep us hidden.
 
Amalgamation said:
I think sometimes we use cliches to avoid delving deeper into how or what we feel. They come easily, are always at the ready for use, and are pretty well understood. They require no thought, reveal nothing, and add nothing to any conversation. In short, they keep us hidden.
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Nicely said. Bravo!
I don't do so great with genetic chat. Yeah, it's fine for a while and I'll muster through it. But when conversation is forced, I'm done. Not one to carry around a crowbar to pry info out. And true, some are scared to say how they feel, it's easier to become a neutral being and simply plow through life. I'm not one to wear my heart on my sleeve, but if I care, I'll share.
 
Today's witty aphorism is next week's cliché, once everyone's taken it up as their own and overused it ;)
 
If it is a metaphor or analogy, it is like slang between teenagers, only on a culture-wide scale. Humans like to appeal to their audiences--listeners or readers--by making them feel like they are "in on" some meaning. Even when it gets old, it doesn't get old. We are all suckers for it, esp. if it is figurative.
 
But it is amusing sometimes to see how many cliches you can work into a conversation. Especially if the other person is oblivious to your efforts. It also works to do it with work/office buzzwords and phrases.

I crack myself up.

Edit: Welcome back, Papa C. :kiss:
 
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Suz_anne said:
But it is amusing sometimes to see how many cliches you can work into a conversation. Especially if the other person is oblivious to your efforts. It also works to do it with work/office buzzwords and phrases.

I crack myself up.

Edit: Welcome back, Papa C. :kiss:
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Thanks Suz_anne. You of for office cliche bingo?
 
And here I was going to suggest that we step up to the plate and take this off line.

But it appears that I'm not moving the needle. *exaggerated, dramatic sigh*

:p
 
Suz_anne said:
And here I was going to suggest that we step up to the plate and take this off line.

But it appears that I'm not moving the needle. *exaggerated, dramatic sigh*

:p
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Guessing he's on a carb high and passed out from a late night snack of PBJ sandwiches. Probably in the recliner snoring with jelly on his shirt.
 
SMNaughtywife said:
Guessing he's on a carb high and passed out from a late night snack of PBJ sandwiches. Probably in the recliner snoring with jelly on his shirt.
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I do not snore nor do I have a recliner, which leaves the rest as potentially accurate. :eek:
 
This is a little "Would you rather" ish, actually it's exactly "Would you rather" but I think one's answer tells a lot of who you are. Would you rather be drop into the middle of a densely populated city, one that you have never been before and where you don't know a single soul OR de dropped out in the middle of the wilderness, all alone?

Duration is the same and no harm will come to you at either spot.

For me, I enjoy both but put me out in the wilderness, let me enjoy nature's beauty. I'll come back to the city soon enough.......
 
I'll take nature as well. Is there a tent, cabin, ax, coffee? I need details on this drop off location - Everglades, Yellowstome, Alaska.
 
I used to say city, until I discovered nature again as an adult. Now it's nature all the way. Sit me beside a brook, or on a body of water, and I'm at instant nirvana.
 
ChainedUp said:
This is a little "Would you rather" ish, actually it's exactly "Would you rather" but I think one's answer tells a lot of who you are. Would you rather be drop into the middle of a densely populated city, one that you have never been before and where you don't know a single soul OR de dropped out in the middle of the wilderness, all alone?

Duration is the same and no harm will come to you at either spot.

For me, I enjoy both but put me out in the wilderness, let me enjoy nature's beauty. I'll come back to the city soon enough.......
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I'll take the peace and tranquility of a lush green wilderness, preferrably near water, a river or along the coast. When I say peace, I like to listen to the surrounding sounds, keeping my ears open for bird calls and trying to spot the birds, hearing the wind through the trees, the groan of tall timbers swaying, the dancing of leaves. All the better if there are other animals about, though perhaps not our most dangerous ones. Far North Queensland would be ideal. Except for the crocodiles. And venomous snakes. And spiders. And sharks. And...

(The risks are really quite small.)
 
Ditto. You said they were both safe so I assume no venom. Nature wins every time.
 
I'd be more inclined to say "city" But right now I'm loving the fall colors in NH. I'll be out again and exploring soon enough anyway.
 
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