The Science of Santa

3113 · Dec 24, 2014

How reindeer fly, why Rudolf's nose glows and a plausible explanation of how Santa is able to visit all those kids in one night...See here.

I already believed in Santa, but now I know how to respond to heretical unbelievers :devil:

Oh, and apt for this forum...Santa's reindeer are female (the video will explain). Even Rudolf who is likely tran and asked to be called that instead of Rosie.

Handley_Page · Dec 24, 2014

Those philistine non-believers might care to take a good look at this website:

Santa

and they will see something truly wonderful.

HP

PS. It's a damned good thing to show the kids, too.

PervOtaku · Dec 27, 2014

Stuff like this has been floating around since before the internet. I recall first reading this:
http://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/extra/Humor/ChristmasHumor/SantaAnalysisRebut.html
off of something that had been passed around via photocopies.

Of course, given all the evidence there's only one truly logical explanation:
http://couldbeatimelord.tumblr.com/post/13338116911/santa-claus-could-be-a-time-lord

Handley_Page · Dec 27, 2014

3113 said:
How reindeer fly, why Rudolf's nose glows and a plausible explanation of how Santa is able to visit all those kids in one night...See here.

I already believed in Santa, but now I know how to respond to heretical unbelievers

Oh, and apt for this forum...Santa's reindeer are female (the video will explain). Even Rudolf who is likely tran and asked to be called that instead of Rosie.

What bloody video ?
All I got was a bloody advert voiced by some smartarse who cannot seem to say "Christmas".

Bah, Humbug,
<mutter, mutter, mumble, groan . . . .>

PennLady · Dec 27, 2014

According to the Dr Who Christmas special, it's scientifically impossible for reindeer to fly. Hence Santa feeds them magic carrots.

Also, of course Santa can't do all that delivering in one night. So he has a second sleigh.

Hypoxia · Dec 27, 2014

Satan Claus assembles His demonic 'elves' and 'imps' to replicate and swarm worldwide, leaving soul-destroying tidbits under phallic trees laden with pagan symbology. Satan Claus replicates Himself, too, creating myriads of tantalizing images, inducing greed and lust in the hearts of the weak. Resist! Resist! Smash the Clauses!

3113 · Dec 28, 2014

PennLady said:
According to the Dr Who Christmas special, it's scientifically impossible for reindeer to fly. Hence Santa feeds them magic carrots.

[wince]Oh, you had to mention the Dr. Who Xmas episode...[/wince]

I'll give it this. It was nice of Moffatt to finally explain why his writing has been so masturbatory and awful. Seems his brains are being sucked out and digested by nightmare-inducing aliens.

Sorry, the funny Santa and elf sticks were entertaining, but for all that Santa couldn't save the episode for me, whatever else he did in his Rudolf ex Machina.

StrangeLife · Dec 28, 2014

Santa is magic - he eludes scientific analysis.

Hypoxia · Dec 28, 2014

StrangeLife said:
Santa is magic - he eludes scientific analysis.

The NIGHT BEFORE XMAS St Nicolas is poetic and eludes literary analysis.

Hey, the whole flying-sleigh meme comes from that lightweight doggerel, and has metastasised into billion$ in sales of crap, and the hijacking of commercial media and government agencies alike. And we can have a nightmare scenario where, under the cover of tracking Santa's flight from the North Pole, either USA or Russia launches ICBM's across the Arctic. Merry XMas WW3 ensues. Yow.

The Science of Santa

3113

Hello Summer!

Handley_Page

Draco interdum Vincit

PervOtaku

Really Really Experienced

Handley_Page

Draco interdum Vincit

PennLady

Literotica Guru

Hypoxia

doesn't watch television

3113

Hello Summer!

StrangeLife

Eater of beef

Hypoxia

doesn't watch television

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