Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

HBergeron said:
"We're looking for Tallulah"

Ha! I like it! Would like it even more if they were nekkid, of course.

lakesailer_mi said:
Good morr......

*does math in his head*....good afternoon? Right?

How's Tal and everyone?

Tal's fine, thanks. Been a busy day and not yet over.

lakesailer_mi said:
Now wait just a damn minute here! If you start posting inspirational and uplifting crap like this, you're gonna lose your hard won reputation as a loud mouth sarcastic wanker.

I'm so ashamed of myself. My deepest apologies. I'll send you a dick pic from my collection as way of an olive branch. No.4 is slim but damn, he's beautifully long :kiss:

sultan_sd · Dec 6, 2017

Just checking on how this thread is doing

Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

sultan_sd said:
Just checking on how this thread is doing

Hey Sultan, it's still here!

coachdb18 · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Ha! I like it! Would like it even more if they were nekkid, of course.

Damn, a Gladiator salute... ‘ We who are about to die Salute you!’ .. now THAT’s worthy!

Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

coachdb18 said:
Damn, a Gladiator salute... ‘ We who are about to die Salute you!’ .. now THAT’s worthy!

I'd love me a bit of Gladiator. I think it's the only role I've ever found Russell Crowe appealing in. I want a Gladiator in front of me, waving his muscular arms and shouting "Are you not entertained?"

lakesailer_mi · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Ha! I like it! Would like it even more if they were nekkid, of course.

Tal's fine, thanks. Been a busy day and not yet over.

I'm so ashamed of myself. My deepest apologies. I'll send you a dick pic from my collection as way of an olive branch. No.4 is slim but damn, he's beautifully long

No need for a dick pick, but if you ever need a dick, this should help you.

Go ahead, click on it...I dare you!

I actually took the picture myself, saw it in a bathroom this weekend.

lakesailer_mi · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
I'd love me a bit of Gladiator. I think it's the only role I've ever found Russell Crowe appealing in. I want a Gladiator in front of me, waving his muscular arms and shouting "Are you not entertained?"

Hey...I posted that I was here for your entertainment ages ago.

And believe me...I'd be gladiator....

Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

lakesailer_mi said:
No need for a dick pick, but if you ever need a dick, this should help you.

Go ahead, click on it...I dare you!

I actually took the picture myself, saw it in a bathroom this weekend.

Daring me, indeed! I'm sorry but I don't know what I'm looking at?! I can't figure out what it's supposed to be??

lakesailer_mi said:
Hey...I posted that I was here for your entertainment ages ago.

And believe me...I'd be gladiator....

Oops. Sorry. It must have been your accent, I didn't quite understand your drawl. You'd be a gladiator? Fun! Now all I need is a couple of tigers...

lakesailer_mi · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Daring me, indeed! I'm sorry but I don't know what I'm looking at?! I can't figure out what it's supposed to be??

Oops. Sorry. It must have been your accent, I didn't quite understand your drawl. You'd be a gladiator? Fun! Now all I need is a couple of tigers...

The word you're looking for is "cougars".... :devil:

And you'll do nicely! (OH, wait, I think I might be older than you!)

curvyangel1969 · Dec 6, 2017

What's going on people's? Is everyone having a good Hump day so far?
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I'm to lazy to read back. Why is sailor going to be a gladiator??

Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

lakesailer_mi said:
The word you're looking for is "cougars".... And you'll do nicely! (OH, wait, I think I might be older than you!)

Haha! Yeah. Fuck off, you're older than me

curvyangel1969 said:
What's going on people's? Is everyone having a good Hump day so far?
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I'm to lazy to read back. Why is sailor going to be a gladiator??

Uhm, he offered? *shrugs* Don't question it! Just help me encourage him to cover himself in leather straps

Hump day just got great - my financial advisor just popped in to let me know we got the approval for moving mortgage! Going to save around £600 a month starting January! Woohoo!

How's life at your end? Im so envious of your Christmas preparation skills!

lakesailer_mi · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Haha! Yeah. Fuck off, you're older than me

Uhm, he offered? *shrugs* Don't question it! Just help me encourage him to cover himself in leather straps

Hump day just got great - my financial advisor just popped in to let me know we got the approval for moving mortgage! Going to save around £600 a month starting January! Woohoo!

How's life at your end? Im so envious of your Christmas preparation skills!

Hmmmm....as you wish, milady...(runs off to find some leather).

And that's great news about your mortgage!

curvyangel1969 · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Haha! Yeah. Fuck off, you're older than me

Uhm, he offered? *shrugs* Don't question it! Just help me encourage him to cover himself in leather straps

Hump day just got great - my financial advisor just popped in to let me know we got the approval for moving mortgage! Going to save around £600 a month starting January! Woohoo!

How's life at your end? Im so envious of your Christmas preparation skills!

Great news about the mortgage!!! That's a good amount of savings. Nice!

Haha! It's a fluke. I'm never usually this prepared. I'm usually still picking up that "one last thing" a day or two before Christmas. LoL.

And sailor. Bring on the leather and let's rub you in oils. :devil:

Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

lakesailer_mi said:
Hmmmm....as you wish, milady...(runs off to find some leather).

And that's great news about your mortgage!

curvyangel1969 said:
Great news about the mortgage!!! That's a good amount of savings. Nice!

Haha! It's a fluke. I'm never usually this prepared. I'm usually still picking up that "one last thing" a day or two before Christmas. LoL.

And sailor. Bring on the leather and let's rub you in oils.

I'm aiming to be mortgage free in 5 years- fingers crossed!

Haha, I used to be so good at the Christmas Prep. This year a lot is from online, so each day there are parcels arriving. Buying the tree on Saturday so will be glad to get it up so I can get the gifts wrapped and put underneath.

Oils? Mmmhmm! A slippery sailor sounds fun

*fans self*

LanguageOfLove · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
LMAO!!! Damn, it's like you've been here the whole time!

Hey Lovey, you know yer always welcome, but I don't exploit my workers. What would you like as payment for being the road-side attraction?

For payment, I'll take an all expense paid entrance for your next dance party :rose:

The rest I'll work for free

Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

LanguageOfLove said:
For payment, I'll take an all expense paid entrance for your next dance party The rest I'll work for free

Deal!

I can't believe I've got Lovey on the books now...

cole4258 · Dec 6, 2017

You mean I have to work if I come here?

I thought this was all for enjoyment

Hey Tal

LanguageOfLove · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Deal!

Ok, can't wait to find out who I will dance with

cole4258 said:

You mean I have to work if I come here?

I thought this was all for enjoyment I think I just volunteered myself..

Hey Tal

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Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

cole4258 said:
You mean I have to work if I come here?

I thought this was all for enjoyment

Hey Tal

Hey Indy! If my eyes don't deceive me, you're already smiling... You don't HAVE to work, but it would keep you smiling if you did.

LanguageOfLove said:
Ok, can't wait to find out who I will dance with

Oh, Ladies choice! Scour the dance floor and take your pick. Most of the mens are up for a private dancer. I say 'most' because apparently some have this weird thing called "standards", and whilst they indulge in looking, they grit their teeth and refuse to engage otherwise.

Mindfondler · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Oh, Ladies choice! Scour the dance floor and take your pick. Most of the mens are up for a private dancer. I say 'most' because apparently some have this weird thing called "standards", and whilst they indulge in looking, they grit their teeth and refuse to engage otherwise.

I'd just like to point out that I'm a properly trained ballroom dancer. So, if you like your dancing men properly trained, then you don't need to look far.

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Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

Mindfondler said:
I'd just like to point out that I'm a properly trained ballroom dancer. So, if you like your dancing men properly trained, then you don't need to look far.
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Ooooh, are you my Johnny Castle?

Mindfondler · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Ooooh, are you my Johnny Castle?

I'm not sure that I have as massive a... umm... filmography.

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curvyangel1969 · Dec 6, 2017

Who's up for a smimmy shake? I love to dance.
Put n the booty shaking jams and let the games begin.

Tallulah82 · Dec 6, 2017

Mindfondler said:
I'm not sure that I have as massive a... umm... filmography.
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You're a strong leader, Fondler, you can lead anyone!

curvyangel1969 said:
Who's up for a smimmy shake? I love to dance.
Put n the booty shaking jams and let the games begin.

My signature move is that akin to Chandler Bing. That's why I'm the pimp instead. Much safer for everyone.

curvyangel1969 · Dec 6, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
You're a strong leader, Fondler, you can lead anyone!

My signature move is that akin to Chandler Bing. That's why I'm the pimp instead. Much safer for everyone.

I have faith in you Tal! Or you can just ask MF to lead.

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