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With tinsel he tied her up tightly
Twas time for the usual twice nightly
She looked so demure


With tinsel he tied her up tightly
Displaying a smirk and smiling slightly
The baubles in place
Excitement all over her face
She loved it when Santa was sprightly!
 
With tinsel he tied her up tightly
Twas time for the usual twice nightly
She looked so demure
But you can be sure
 
With tinsel he tied her up tightly
Twas time for the usual twice nightly
She looked so demure
But you can be sure
She was certainly far from unsightly
 
Her pub-mates called her Two Beer Jill
She got drunk on two-sixths of a gill (look it up!) :D
 
*pinches H's bum* 😊

Her pub-mates called her Two Beer Jill
She got drunk on two-sixths of a gill (look it up!) :D
Her top hit the floor
 
Her pub-mates called her Two Beer Jill
She got drunk on two-sixths of a gill (look it up!) :D
Her top hit the floor
They shouted “Show more!”
 
Her pub-mates called her Two Beer Jill
She got drunk on two-sixths of a gill (look it up!) :D
Her top hit the floor
They shouted “Show more!”
She did, 'til they'd all had their fill.
 
When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
She’s saying she wants to get some
 
When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
You know you're more special than some
So get in there smiling :)
 
When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
She’s saying she wants to get some
She may also pout

When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
You know you're more special than some
So get in there smiling :)
You may be a while in :devil:
 
When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
She’s saying she wants to get some
She may also pout
And call you a lout

When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
You know you're more special than some
So get in there smiling :)
You may be a while in :devil:
So prepare, cuz you'll cum and cum cum!
 
When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
She’s saying she wants to get some
She may also pout
So just whip it out

When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
You know you're more special than some
So get in there smiling :)
You may be a while in :devil:
Sooner or later you’ll cum
 
When Barefootgirl pinches your bum :D
She’s saying she wants to get some
She may also pout
So just whip it out
Have you read the headlines, old chum?!
 
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ⛄️ ❄️
Inside, the seeds of romance we'll sow
A warm, cozy fire
 
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ⛄️ ❄️
Inside, the seeds of romance we'll sow
A warm, cozy fire
Two lovers perspire
 
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ⛄️ ❄️
Inside, the seeds of romance we'll sow
A warm, cozy fire
Two lovers perspire
In the biblical way, they “know”
 
A carrot stood in for his nose
No sniffles as a cold wind blows
His heart never melts
 
A carrot stood in for his nose
No sniffles as a cold wind blows
His heart never melts
As warmth loosens belt
 
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