Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

MissTaken · Aug 14, 2002

When bound in scene, she should never say,

"This room would look better in a lighter shade of beige!"

I had posted a list of such silliness on the M thread, but can't seem to find it. So, in response to WD's comment concerning needing more fluff, let's add our own!

lilredwolph · Aug 14, 2002

"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"

MissTaken · Aug 14, 2002

lilredwolph said:
"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"

Damn! I knew I liked wolph!

ROFL

lilredwolph · Aug 14, 2002

another bad 1

"i could get out of that cage"

p.s. i know these are "bad" things coz i have said them

MissTaken · Aug 14, 2002

I recall your saying your are a fiesty lil sub!

Another one:

"But, all the other subs get to do that!"

Lancecastor · Aug 14, 2002

"Did you remember....

....to take out the garbage? It's garbage day tomorrow you know."

spankableBelle · Aug 14, 2002

Nah, i don't feel like kneeling today

So, is it do as You say not as You do, or do as You do and not as You say?

Daddyslilpet · Aug 14, 2002

"what are your legs broken...get your own drink."

LMAO...Lance I gotta use that one....garbage day...hehe

dixi

WriterDom · Aug 14, 2002

Singing "Happy Birthday" during candle play.

MissTaken · Aug 14, 2002

"You think that itty bitty thing is a flogger? Well, THIS is a flogger!"

MissTaken · Aug 14, 2002

"Who died and made you boss?"

Daddyslilpet · Aug 14, 2002

"What do I look like? Your maid?"

lilredwolph · Aug 14, 2002

one of the funniest/worse things break into the Barney Theme " I love you You love me, were a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love me too" while getting OTK spanking

if your made to count out loud

count like The Count on sesame street 1 whacky whack ah ah ah 2 whacky whacks ah ah ah

spankableBelle · Aug 14, 2002

i was a girl scout, i can get out of these knots

i cooked...the dishes are Yours

MissTaken · Aug 14, 2002

"I 'll do anything! Just let me have the credit card for an hour?"

Desdemona · Aug 14, 2002

That looks like a penis.....

only smaller.

lilredwolph · Aug 14, 2002

"yeah whatever tough guy"

tassie · Aug 14, 2002

have you heard of foreplay?

oh for christ's sake give it here i'll do it myself, it'll be quicker.

Daddyslilpet · Aug 14, 2002

"Huh? Say that again. You want me to do what??"

"I'm not your secretary!!"

"You just wait untill you untie me Mr."

P. B. Walker · Aug 14, 2002

"I got your flogger... right *here*!"

"Did you start yet?"

"My ex-Dom/me could do it alot harder..."

MissTaken · Aug 14, 2002

"Pass me the bitch red nail polish, Sir. *snickering* I might as well get something done while you whatever it is you are doing."

MissTaken · Aug 14, 2002

"What do you mean, "Ouch, that hurts" isn't a safe word?"

DustyWolfe · Aug 14, 2002

lilredwolph said:
"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"

LOL.. I was going to say the "you hit like a girl thing" lol..

HEHE... funny

Desdemona · Aug 14, 2002

roll your eyes insolently and ask

Do you want fries with that?

Desdemona · Aug 14, 2002

I bet that hurt you more than it hurt me.

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