What was the last crazy/off the wall thing you've done?

That's not crazy that's stupid. Dice cannot possibly "turn in your favor." Future events with dice have absolutely nothing to do with what the dice did in the past.
In any kinetic game like dice or roulette, past and future events are totally disconnected. Any linkage is magick. People subscribing to magickal thinking are the best kind of gamblers. For the casinos. No understanding of probability means easy suckers. I wonder if they played at a Trump casino? Just another Chump for Trump, yah?

I was afraid of that. Good Luck!
This morning is COLD and HUMID! Fire activity overnight is minimal! Evacuation advisories are still in effect in my zone but it seems I won't burn down this month. Whew. But the region is still tinder-dry with the worst-least Sierra snowpack in 500 years. I encourage everyone to come to California and piss on a mountaintop. We need the precipitation. Desperately. Every drop helps. Drink more beer.
 
That's not crazy that's stupid. Dice cannot possibly "turn in your favor." Future events with dice have absolutely nothing to do with what the dice did in the past.

But at least you have to hand it to the casinos for structuring craps in such a way as to hold only a very small edge IF the player plays the game intelligently (pass and come bets ONLY with max odds behind the line). Even a slight deviation from the norm can put a player substantially ahead and fuel the greed or conversely fuel the belief in a quick comeback.

Stupid beyond belief are the high rollers who play the center prop bets like "hardways" and "E & C" where the house has an edge anywhere from 11% to over 20%. How is it the guys with big pinky rings don't know any better?
 
I'm not gonna tell you people! :eek:

{I posted a picture of me in my profile, which no one has commented on, by the way. I'm crushed.}
 
But at least you have to hand it to the casinos for structuring craps in such a way as to hold only a very small edge IF the player plays the game intelligently (pass and come bets ONLY with max odds behind the line). Even a slight deviation from the norm can put a player substantially ahead and fuel the greed or conversely fuel the belief in a quick comeback.

Stupid beyond belief are the high rollers who play the center prop bets like "hardways" and "E & C" where the house has an edge anywhere from 11% to over 20%. How is it the guys with big pinky rings don't know any better?

The $2K plummet involved a lot of center bets. It took 6 -7 hours of grinding it out to come back. I got lucky with some some of the points and had a nice streak of 10s and 5s being the point and making it (max odds being 5X with a quarter on the pass). When the dice were going around I'd bet on the come, and maybe buy a 10 or a 4 if the shooter was hot.

I still called out some stupid bets and hit an aces for a quarter and parlayed a hard ten for a nice hit.
 
Stood up to the craps table and within 60 minutes was down $2K. Went to the window and took out another $1K and gambled on the dice turning in my favor. Walked out with the $3K divot replaced and 16 Benjamins in my pocket after tipping out the dealers handsomely.

I bet the shaming thread didn't go the way you wanted…
Peace to you, jackass!
 
and back on topic..

I spent 9 months of my life drinking a gallon of vodka a day. Not sure if that's 'crazy' or 'off the wall'.. but it certainly lead to some of those things....

which I have trouble remembering at this time.
 
Signed in and read some of these posts, and replied to some of them.
 
Crazy and off the wall?

This would have to be the time I tried to get two of my friends who hated each other to kiss and make up.

Long story...way too long for being so late.

Well, things went terribly wrong. Ended up in a 50+ person brawl spilling out of a club on 6th street, Austin, Tx.

Spent most the night in the hospital waiting on a friend who'd split the bone of his middle finger straight up the middle to get out of surgery. (there truly is no emote for this event) It was pretty awful.

It's 3am...I'm just way too sleepy to go into detail. However, except for my friend being injured, it's an insanely funny story.

I'll come back to this thread later with the details and the whole sordid story.
 
Crazy and off the wall?

This would have to be the time I tried to get two of my friends who hated each other to kiss and make up.

Long story...way too long for being so late.

Well, things went terribly wrong. Ended up in a 50+ person brawl spilling out of a club on 6th street, Austin, Tx.

Spent most the night in the hospital waiting on a friend who'd split the bone of his middle finger straight up the middle to get out of surgery. (there truly is no emote for this event) It was pretty awful.

It's 3am...I'm just way too sleepy to go into detail. However, except for my friend being injured, it's an insanely funny story.

I'll come back to this thread later with the details and the whole sordid story.

No kidding?
That was the last bar bawl I ever got caught up in, but fortunately I had enough sense and sobriety to get the hell outta there before the cops showed up.

Small world.
 
No kidding?
That was the last bar bawl I ever got caught up in, but fortunately I had enough sense and sobriety to get the hell outta there before the cops showed up.

Small world.

The Roadhouse? Oh how ironic it would be, eh? LOL
 
No kidding?
That was the last bar bawl I ever got caught up in, but fortunately I had enough sense and sobriety to get the hell outta there before the cops showed up.

Small world.

Do we know each other? That would be awesome! please reply. If you know my first name, yeah, we're old friends.

I'd be thrilled to have found you again after all these years. I have a feeling tho...did I happen to give you two awesome Amazon Parrots?
 
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