Pick your number please

StrayKat said:

I am very happy to be back on Lit after 3 years, but my prolonged absence somewhat hindered my ability to deal with my rapidly filling inbox.

Therefore, until I get back in shape, I decided to set up a small recording machine to make it possible to answer everyone as soon as I can, as you all so well deserve.

So there goes *beep*

• - For telling me to get on my knees like a cocksucking bitch I am - press 1
  
• - For telling me to get on my knees like a cocksucking bitch I am but coming back with "Ok Ma'am then I will get down on mine" if I answer with "No way in hell" on your first offer - press 2
  
• - For inquries about color and size of my underwear - press 3
  
• - For stories about your sexually repressed wife and reasons why should I tell you all my fantasies so you can apply them to your marriage, because woman is a woman after all - press 4
  
• - For telling me for the 23rd time we are a perfect match even though I said "No thank you" and stopped answering around your 2nd message - press 5
  
• - For sending me a 2 pages filled with incoherent and illiterate porn story full of cliches (I promise not to steal your work of art and publish it under my name) - press 6
  
• - For one-liners without capitals and punctuations with 7 spelling mistakes in 3 words - press 7
  
• - For questionnaire about my childhood, favorite pets, cooking and eating habits, dressing preferences and wet dreams after which, if I answer, you will never send me another message again - press 8
  
• - For asking if I want to log on Yahoo and see you wanking on cam, after I specifically told you I genuinely hate Instant Messengers and have none installed on my PC - press 9
  
• - For all your assumptions about my needs, wants and fantasies, both conscious and unconscious, based on my profile picture or my avatar - press 0

Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day

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StrayKat said:

I am very happy to be back on Lit after 3 years, but my prolonged absence somewhat hindered my ability to deal with my rapidly filling inbox.

Therefore, until I get back in shape, I decided to set up a small recording machine to make it possible to answer everyone as soon as I can, as you all so well deserve.

So there goes *beep*

• - For telling me to get on my knees like a cocksucking bitch I am - press 1
  
• - For telling me to get on my knees like a cocksucking bitch I am but coming back with "Ok Ma'am then I will get down on mine" if I answer with "No way in hell" on your first offer - press 2
  
• - For inquries about color and size of my underwear - press 3
  
• - For stories about your sexually repressed wife and reasons why should I tell you all my fantasies so you can apply them to your marriage, because woman is a woman after all - press 4
  
• - For telling me for the 23rd time we are a perfect match even though I said "No thank you" and stopped answering around your 2nd message - press 5
  
• - For sending me a 2 pages filled with incoherent and illiterate porn story full of cliches (I promise not to steal your work of art and publish it under my name) - press 6
  
• - For one-liners without capitals and punctuations with 7 spelling mistakes in 3 words - press 7
  
• - For questionnaire about my childhood, favorite pets, cooking and eating habits, dressing preferences and wet dreams after which, if I answer, you will never send me another message again - press 8
  
• - For asking if I want to log on Yahoo and see you wanking on cam, after I specifically told you I genuinely hate Instant Messengers and have none installed on my PC - press 9
  
• - For all your assumptions about my needs, wants and fantasies, both conscious and unconscious, based on my profile picture or my avatar - press 0

Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day

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