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Old 11-12-2017, 07:57 PM   #526
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I'm masturbating in a hot tub and reading a cookbook at the same time. Does that make me creepy?
Nah, just easily amused.
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:20 PM   #527
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Nah, I'm just easily aroused.
So, the drooling over a jar of pickles is nothing to worry about?
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Old 11-13-2017, 09:03 PM   #528
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So, the fooling around at a bar full of fickle women is nothing to worry about, doc?
As long as she brings it home to you, why should you care?
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Old 11-14-2017, 05:08 AM   #529
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As long as she gets you off, why should you care?
It's the "on-off, on-off" that is killing me...
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Old 11-14-2017, 08:54 PM   #530
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It's the shirt "on-off, on-off" that is killing my buttons!
That's what you get for being a male model. *shrug*
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Old 11-15-2017, 01:12 AM   #531
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This is what you get for owning a male brothel! *hums*
Hi, stop humming please.
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:25 AM   #532
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Hey, the humming has stopped!
You need to put in another coin. Thatís why I hate those cheap DIY Pleasure Booths
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Old 11-15-2017, 08:30 PM   #533
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You need to put in another coin.
*looks him over* Where?
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Old 11-16-2017, 11:20 AM   #534
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Put it over ... there?
I swear this is the last time I help you arrange your furniture!
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Old 11-16-2017, 03:38 PM   #535
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I swear this is the last time I help you re-arrange your basement!
Would you like the collars, leashes, whips and dildos on this wall or that wall?
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Old 11-16-2017, 04:20 PM   #536
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Does the decoration of this room please you?
The only thing missing isÖ me, I guess
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Old 11-16-2017, 04:36 PM   #537
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There seems to be a certain element of feng shui missing.
Well, the room could use someone in the pit applying lotion.
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Old 11-17-2017, 02:07 AM   #538
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There is a foul smell in this room.
Hmm. I donít know.
But here you go; I brought a carnivorous plant for your new house. It lives on one cat a week.
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Old 11-17-2017, 02:53 AM   #539
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I am a genius and a godsend.
LMAO! I have three adopted cats; you could rid my life of 67% of my problems in three weeks!
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Old 11-17-2017, 09:51 PM   #540
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STOP!!! You'll anger the cat gods and we'll all be dead in three days!
Heh, I trust my cats will vouch for me.
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Old 11-17-2017, 10:42 PM   #541
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Heh, I trust my duckbill platypus will vouch for me.
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duckbill may be somebody's brother. Be kind to your friends in the swamp, or water moccasins may come for revenge. Don't drain that swamp; hand me the plunger.
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It's duck season; hand me my plunger.
Um, it's deer season around here. I won't ask about the plunger.
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Old 11-18-2017, 01:26 AM   #543
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Yes, it's reindeer season around here. I won't ask about your hunger.
They barbecue nicely, I hear. Two should do for now.
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:05 AM   #544
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They should do nicely. Two should be able to pull my sleigh.
Santa? Downsizing? It's all the online buying, isn't it?
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Old 11-18-2017, 05:34 PM   #545
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Santa? Going down on Elsa? It's all online, isn't it?
Just check Frozen_snowballs.com
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:08 PM   #546
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Just check out my snowballs!
I don't think so! Good day to you, sir!
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:41 PM   #547
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I don't think snow! Warm day to you, sir!
You're giving Frosty performance anxiety, and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. Cold, cold, cold. . . .
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:46 PM   #548
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You're giving Frosty perfectly round snowballs, and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. You're really good at cupping and warming and shaping those . . . ahem .
Thank you, I have lots of practice.
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:50 PM   #549
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Thank you, I know what I'm doing.
R E S P E C T. And not just a little.
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A Natural Woman. And not just a little.
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