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Scuttle Buttin' said:
Maybe it's just tired from running in that wheel all day.
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It's got lasers.

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Faux_Pas said:
You ever try sneaking a laser-wielding shark into a building?!

A laser mouse is so much more convenient.
Unless it sneezes.
Then you have a new pocket.
And no reason to shave.
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Case in point, men should not carry a laser mouse in their pockets.
 
Faux_Pas said:
You ever try sneaking a laser-wielding shark into a building?!

A laser mouse is so much more convenient.
Unless it sneezes.
Then you have a new pocket.
And no reason to shave.
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You should probably construct some kind of Cyclops-like visor for the mouse so that doesn't happen. Shouldn't be that hard to get a hold of that much ruby and mold it into a visor-shape, right?
 
Scuttle Buttin' said:
You should probably construct some kind of Cyclops-like visor for the mouse so that doesn't happen. Shouldn't be that hard to get a hold of that much ruby and mold it into a visor-shape, right?
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And who would handle the visor?


Callmetim said:
I will admit, "I have a laser snake in my pants" sounds more approachable and intriguing than the same sentence, sans laser.
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See? Told you. The curiosity alone would lead to interested peeks.
And then you pounce.
 
LT: Having been sucked into Downton Abbey, what will I do without the second season?! Where is it, Netflix? Not like I have time for it anyway.
 
Vail_Indigo said:
EEEEEEEEEEK!!!
jumps up on chair, in a panic

(note: I am not afraid of mice. Only laser mice)
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I will refrain from a laser snake then, although apparently that gets the ladies going.

*glances over at Faux, wondering why she is laughing at her PMs so much*
 
Callmetim said:
I will refrain from a laser snake then, although apparently that gets the ladies going.

*glances over at Faux, wondering why she is laughing at her PMs so much*
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I NOW HAVE AN ACTUAL LASER MOUSE IN MY BOOBS!!
I have never known joy of this magnitude.

I will name him Scott and he can blow up the people I don't like.
 
In a parallel universe I just posted something hilarious on facebook and it got fifty likes and thirty comments. I do not live in that parallel universe.
 
LT~

Almost done with the opening post but I need to go make dinner so it's going to have to wait a bit longer.
 
LT: I would give anything for some garden fresh tomatoes right now. Summer seems ages away.
 
Annisthyrienne said:
Oh god yes! Fresh sliced tomatoes and mayonnaise sandwiches! Maybe a fried egg and a slice of cheese and bacon!
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Duke's Mayo! I can't even contemplate such a delicious sandwich right now, in the dead of winter. This is another thing that requires sweetea, we seem to be following a pattern here...
 
I think I drank my body weight in sweet tea when I moved down here. I've gotten away from it lately though.
 
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