JSensei
Naughty Co-Conspiritor
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The plucky little Canadians found some Timmy Ho's, which is liquid crack. There's bound to be some in the kitchen in one of the thermoses.
I'm down with that. Load me up.
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The plucky little Canadians found some Timmy Ho's, which is liquid crack. There's bound to be some in the kitchen in one of the thermoses.
I'm down with that. Load me up.
We could strap a tank of it to your back.
I knew I'd seen a re-animated Ricardo Montalban.
I shot that fucker. Twelve times before he went down. He was moaning, "Cordoooooooooooooooooobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
Sweet!!!
What kind of pooch?
Training her to kill zombies?
So are those indecent emails threats or promises?
Better not drink till you pass out if you intend to join Kat and I again.
We might shamelessly take advantage of you!!
I think he would have more fun if he had a lady strapped to his front.
I think he would have more fun if he had a lady strapped to his front.
...so that I become the human dildo
what did I walk into?
A mix. Part pit bull, part lab, part dalmation (I think). Training her to alert me to their presence.
Promises, baby!
I'll drink until I'm just a bit desensitized...so that I become the human dildo.
You might? Is that a promise or a threat?
Hmmmm, think you could train her to guard the bedroom door, too?
OOOOOOOOOOO nice!!!! sounds good to me
That Darlin' is a guarantee!!!
I could. She's very protective. And doesn't mind daddy getting some action.
Good, then if anyone tries to enter the room without my say so, let her attack!
Awesome. Did he have that big prosthetic chest on him?
I think that's a marvelous idea.
*laughs*
I think the lady is correct!
Well in a world with so few of them left, I believe that the ladies are always correct.
Damn! I knew there was something I liked about you!!!
One of my favorite science fiction writers surmised that in a new society developing on a planet being colonized that women would be scarce...and rather than being treated as a commodity that got used, traded, sold, abused, degraded, and held down, they would flourish, be the ones with the power, control most of the politics, the social situations, and the commerce.
After all, those who didn't understand the power that the women had, went without the companionship of women. So the women chose their partners. How many, who, when, and how often.
I think I envision a similar thing happening in a world like we're talking about here. As long as they are able to defend themselves and force you to consider them as your equal and not a lesser sub-class of human, you'll respect their wishes...
Well then.
I wish for oral lovins.
Now.
As your host, I feel compelled to comply. And cause I want to.
*smiles at You*
Such a gracious host You are...
... now, then. Assume the position!
Yes, Ma'am. Should I plan to breathe through my ears again?
Awww... You know me so well. And, sexactly what I like!
I think you love me cause I can lick my eyebrows.
Lotta love, tonight. I'm lovin' on the Timmy Ho's.