the Authors’ Hangout LITEROTICA/A.I.R. 2012-2015 Themed Contests Support Thread…

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Welcome to the fake contest thread where you get bullshitted about the fake contest, fake rules, fake awards, and fake winners.

Does anyone else see a pattern here? :D
 
and now let us get back to business...

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Here they are! A list of all the talented and popular authors who've been rewarded by the a.i.r. membership win contest wins. Only the true greats make this list! Thank you a.i.r.!

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A.I.R. CONTEST WINNERS
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Multiple Winners:

alwayswantedto
D.G.Hear
DanielQSteele1
HarddaysKnight
HeyAll
Just Plain Bob
klrxo
ohio
Rehnquist
Rgjohn

sarahhh
scouries
silkstockinglover
Slirpuff
StarStang06
Try Anything
Tx Tall Tales


One Time Winners:

Ahabscribe
alana9
AnsemRai
BarondeSade
Centrum1000
dezurtdawg
Exporoni
Firebrain
FrancisMacomber
geronimo Appleby

gmhl1
Goldeniangel
Hot Sister
JammyJimmy
Jasliz
JazCullen
julesteve
LiquidMathew
Matt Moreau
mia_erotica

MistressLynn
MonkeyMan057
MugsbyB
niki_2021
NamelessRose
PepperPace
ponyfitness
RainierWriterII
Rampant404
Rickyroma

samslam
Seduc1ove
Serena Kitt
Slickman
slow_n_gentle
SusieQ
SweetestThing
Walterio
Xyster
YKN4949

YoursSINSerely
youbadboy


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theravenfox
Boxlicker101

Yes this is a wonderful group of writers - thanks for sharing it...

boxy - they stole your thread?
 
just a reminder - we are still accepting NOMINATIONS

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LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD
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We are now accepting nominations for the nineteenth MANU to be awarded.

And the opportunity to join these great writers:

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BarondeSade
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Daniellekitten
DG Hear
Goldeniangel

Harddaysknight
Just Plain Bob
Many Feathers
masterhypnotist
nikki_2021

rgjohn
SamuelX
Sarahhh
scouries
Slickman

TryAnything
Wm_Sexpear
youbadboy
 
Fake contests, faked posts, fake awards. Yeah, that souries in a nutshell. Heavy on the nut. :D
 
Maybe that's the UK spelling? After all, that is where Jim lives.

Nope, not according to Cambridge.

Scouries is just a moron. Or maybe he should get his barely legal secretary to take a few basic English courses, if she's going to be posting for him. She should really be on top of her game if she's going to represent the ScouriesWorld empire, don't'cha think?

*sigh* So hard to find good help these days . . . .
 
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She never learned to spell Secretery either. Go figure since she is scouries. He must wear a blonde wig when he plays that part in his fantasyworld.
 
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2013 Sexy April Contest


it’s starting to get hot down here – looks like we’ll have our first 90 degree day of the year today or tomorrow. April could be a scorcher…

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how hot is your story?
 
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Well I wonder how many A.I.R. awards and/or MANU Awards these three crybabies have one? NONE! Huh?

Well they at least must be members of the 1000+ Vote Club right? And the 100+ Comment Club? They’re not? How cum?

The TOADIES Club you say. “Ohhhhh Daddy”, I groaned…
 
Poor scouries, he finally gets someone in his thread besides him and his propaganda alt and all he does is bitch.

Of course none of us are on any of your fake lists or have won any of your fake contests. We tell the truth about you so that puts us on your shit list. All three of us have stories that could be on all of your lists but that will never happen. Not that any of us want on your fake lists.

All his lists are for is to associate his name with the really good writers on Lit. Nothing more.

Scouries stroking his own ego.

By the way scouries, how many real contest have you won on Lit? Not your fake ones but real ones voted on by real readers, not your fake association.
 
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it’s hot today but the wind is blowing something fierce. We were out on the bigger boat yesterday but the boss just said there’s no way he’s taking it out today. A writing day for him?

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talk about a big blow…
 
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Well the stories are getting ready to line up in the starting gate. Our readers are starting to get excited. Who are you going to bet on?

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mount up authors…
 
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2013 Sexy April Contest


As many of you know A.I.R. only accepts one entry per author into its themed contests (except for MANU Award winners and Top 10 MOST FAVORITED). And so we ask all LITEROTICA authors to do a little soul searching before they submit to us. We only want your best work – not these half assed, unedited efforts that seem to spring from AH author after AH author the second one of these contests begin. A.I.R. wants QUALITY not QUANTITY!

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Choices, choices, choices …Do I submit A or B or C or…
 
It doesn't matter what the air in your head wants scouries. Authors can enter as many stories as they wish in the real contest, no matter who they are.

As for your fake contests, who cares. You can pretend that anyone enters them if you wish but everyone knows the whole thing is a fake and a figment of your imagination. If they don't then I will make it perfectly clear to them.
 
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2013 Smexy April Contest


As many of you know A.I.R. only except's one entry per auther into it's theemed contest's (accept for MANU Award winners and Top 10 MOST FAVRITED). And so we ask all LITEROTICA auther's to do a litle sole searching before thay submit to us. We only want your best work – not these half assed, unedited effort's that seam to spring from AH auther after AH auther the secand one of these contest's begin. A.I.R. want's QUALATY not QUANTATY!

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Choices, choices, choices …Do I submit A or 2 or C or…

There ya go. Fixed it to your standards, Scouries. ;)
 
is oily lost? can someone please point him towards the...

the losers, hasbeens and failures contest support thread (HINT - its jjust around the AHland corner).

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We are off and running!!!!! Cum one cum all (except for Non Humans and Sci Fi losers). And try to remember:

A.I.R. wants QUALITY not QUANTITY!


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they’re lining up for A.I.R. approved contest stories…
 
Poor scouries, he's still lost in his fantasy land of fake contests.
 
And people ask why we have A.I.R.?

You wake up and click open LITEROTICA and you see something like the following and you just want to cry. Same old stories ... same old authors ... same old categories... It's hard to imagine a weaker opening day lineup than this one:

... ace ... susieQ... jag ... oily... litless...red WTF times 2 ...

...sci fi ... gay ...oily...

The only saving grace is the brilliant story by Top 5 MOST FAVORITED ... the talented Canadian miss ssl...


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give me a.i.r....a.i.r...a.i.r....

For the Glory of the Earth- by sr71plt (Gay Male)
Dalliance of the Earth Goddess Isis- by RedHairedandFriendly (Sci-Fi & Fantasy)
Dalliance of Earth Goddess Durga- by RedHairedandFriendly (Sci-Fi & Fantasy)
Petition- by slyc_willie (Exhibitionist & Voyeur)
The Sound of Silence- by litfan10 (Sci-Fi & Fantasy)
A Weekend in Appalachia- by JagFarlane (Erotic Couplings)
Hiking Nude- by Ashson (Exhibitionist & Voyeur)
Cleaning Cans and Bottles Topless-by SusanJillParker (Mature)
 
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”nothing is better than a.i.r…”
QUALITY not QUANTITY!
 
QUALITY not QUANTITY!

It doesn't matter one way or the other scouries. Your contest is a fake in either case.
 
The #1 contest support thread - now with over 48,000 views...

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A.I.R. wants QUALITY not QUANTITY!

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c’mon man, the time for research is over! a.i.r.ians everywhere are waiting. Start typing!!!!!
 
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A.I.R. wants QUALITY not QUANTITY!

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But only 1500 replies to your fake thread. 75 percent of them are made by you and 20 percent are made by me letting the newbies know what a fraud and liar you are.

Yes, this is the fake contest and award thread. For the real contest thread, please go here:

The Official Author's Hangout Earth Day 2013 Contest Support Thread

Counting this one, this thread has 1,525 posts. 53% are by scabies telling lies and at least 34% are by Tex and me and others pointing out that they are lies. That leaves no more than 13% who might take the thread seriously, and I expect most of those posters know by now the so-called contests being shilled are strictly bogus. :eek:
 
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