HectorBidon
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And don't forget to use a disposable seat cover.
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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And don't forget to use a disposable seat cover.
HBergeron
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Power to the appropriate people!
HectorBidon
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Full speedos ahead!
Tio_Narratore
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If you say so, but I'll pass on it.
Tio_Narratore
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Just wham, bam, thank you ma'am, and everybody will get a chance.
HectorBidon
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I beg your pardon!
Tio_Narratore
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All the better to please the ladies, friend.
LinneaLundin
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Always bring a raincoat!
Tio_Narratore
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Perhaps there's a new pharmacist at your Walmart.
Tio_Narratore
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You'd better keep an eye out for the Evangelicals.
MagicaPractica
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Do you mean you want them to visit or is that to keep them from talking too much?
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Oh, I just like offering everyone pie, regardless of their religious persuasion. Then I tell them, as sweetly as I can, that God is dead. They usually leave shortly thereafter.
HectorBidon
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Baby, you go ahead and squawk as much as you want.
MagicaPractica
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Tio_Narratore
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Yes, we all visit Kilkenny, fucking every week. And we like it!
I've never thought of Ireland as a place for sex tourism.
HectorBidon
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I never thought I'd land in a Playboy sex algorithm.
But you're making the most of it I see.
CharleneBarr
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If you've got it, use it.
MagicaPractica
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One pie, coming up!
HectorBidon
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I'll supply the cream.
Tio_Narratore
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Crepes! We wanted crepes! With strawberries!
MagicaPractica
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But I made pancakes.
HectorBidon
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Let them drink pineapple juice.
Tio_Narratore
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You should always try to get the appropriate size for your orifices.
LizVegas79
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Covering your husband's gambling losses on your back is a great way to get back at him for being so stupid.
