BeautifulDream
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If we go see 50 Shades of Retarded when it comes out.... I'm sure no one will be paying attention to any... um.... sexual.... sounds..... coming from us.
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If we go see 50 Shades of Retarded when it comes out.... I'm sure no one will be paying attention to any... um.... sexual.... sounds..... coming from us.
fr33ks33k
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My only recollection of it was that it was boring. It was required reading for one of my AP English classes, so that probably shaded my opinion. Speaking of shades...
I can't see that...I am dumber, I am less of a person, just from having read the first few dozen pages.
I'd rather people turned and watched.
Seeing the two of you go at it in a movie theater would be the ONLY reason I'd buy a ticket.
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I can't see that...I am dumber, I am less of a person, just from having read the first few dozen pages.
I'd rather people turned and watched.
But we wouldn't even be watching it!
And as far as people watching us... That all depends on who was watching.
The book was a bit boring, but I didn't find the movie boring at all. It was really flashy and eye catching. The sound track is pretty awesome too. They took a few modern songs and gave them a jazzy feel (I like jazzy.) Personally, I think you would enjoy it. But, ya never know until you actually watch it.
Just remember to please silence your cell phone before entering the auditorium.
Cell phones going off can be a real buzz kill.
And if you're caught recording, serious actions will be taken against you.
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Join me and Vail in the movie theater?
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I like jazzy too, so I may give it a chance. I like Leo DiCaprio's acting anyway, so it might just be be worth a watch.
As for silencing my cellphone, sure. The vibrate mode would be more beneficial anyway.
What sort of serious actions will be taken against me? I have to know if the risk is worth the punishment...
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Only if it is like the dine-in theater near me.
Seats recline
arm rests move out of the way
And the eating surface is large enough to lay a person on their back...
Or seat them at the perfect height.
-nods-
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You and me both...
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Eggs only ever get laid once...
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LT- Today has been an utterly shitty weather day to say the least. So far, 51 people dead, possibly another 30 children deceased in the elementary school, but I'm incredibly thankful all my family and friends are now accounted for.
Thanks to those of you that have checked in on me and my family. We are safe and well, and have power again.
Thanks to those of you that have checked in on me and my family. We are safe and well, and have power again.
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Who are you kiddin'! You're oversexed already! Nina, on the other hand, is practically a Nun.
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Who are you kiddin'! You're oversexed already! Nina, on the other hand, is practically a Nun.
is taking this moment to imagine Nina in Nun's attire.
Is strangely totally hot.
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-kisses nose-
-snorts-
Oh... my...
HEY.. this is TRUE! I am!Who are you kiddin'! You're oversexed already! Nina, on the other hand, is practically a Nun.
Wait.. I have gotten laid this year... hmm. I cant be a really, real nun.
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I'd so tie someone up with strips of Habit and use those prayer beads to make others pray.
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*Gigglesnorts* I'd be willing to bet there are nuns that have gotten more action than one time this year.
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Hmmm. This will be easier than I thought.
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It is crazy how many naked and/or masturbating nun pictures I've come across on tumblr, without even looking for them.
I don't know who is posting them, but they've clearly made a habit out of it.
Athankyou.
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Sorry to hear about that, but glad you and yours are safe.
Who are you kiddin'! You're oversexed already! Nina, on the other hand, is practically a Nun.
I'm oversexed? Where'd you get that notion?
I bet it burns really pretty...
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