Old 01-13-2013, 02:53 AM   #256576
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Old 01-13-2013, 02:55 AM   #256577
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It's...

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Ladies, not ladys
Leaves, not leafs, well, if not used in the hockey sense
You're, not ur

And for God's sake, use the correct your/you're, they're/there/their!!

In that case, you're going to want to replace "which" with "that" in your location. It's a restrictive clause: arts and sciences IN said place.
 

Old 01-13-2013, 02:56 AM   #256578
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I heard hairspray costs rose by 50% after she od'd ???
Actually, they went down because she accounted for roughly 47% of hairspray purchased in the British Aisles.

(Intentional misspelling.)
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Old 01-13-2013, 02:57 AM   #256579
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In that case, you're going to want to replace "which" with "that" in your location. It's a restrictive clause: arts and sciences IN said place.
Or change it to "Grammar Nazis Need Not Apply"

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Old 01-13-2013, 03:03 AM   #256580
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Actually, they went down because she accounted for roughly 47% of hairspray purchased in the British Aisles.

(Intentional misspelling.)

But wouldn't the hairspray makers have to raise their costs when her contribution to their sales dropped...to make up the slack ?



O...(edit here)...never mind. ailses..ilses. I'm drunk and you made a funny
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But wouldn't the hairspray makers have to raise their costs when her contribution to their sales dropped...to make up the slack ?



O...(edit here)...never mind. ailses..ilses. I'm drunk and you made a funny
Nah, supply and demand would drive the price down, assuming that the same amount was still being produced.

I'm glad you're drunk, lest it wouldn't have been funny.
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Old 01-13-2013, 03:57 AM   #256582
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Nah, supply and demand would drive the price down, assuming that the same amount was still being produced.

I'm glad you're drunk, lest it wouldn't have been funny.


the demand would drop...causing prices to rise... greed and all that.

I don't get the other part.
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:13 AM   #256584
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:48 AM   #256585
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:57 AM   #256586
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:01 AM   #256587
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I've not heard of this, wonder if it works.

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You must have missed her tit-pic.

She doesn't have 'Ds'.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:35 AM   #256588
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the demand would drop...causing prices to rise... greed and all that.

I don't get the other part.
no no, that's back to front, O s: when you've got more people chasing the goods than you've goods to go round, prices rise; when demand falls, supplies outstrip demand and so prices fall. basic stuff.
 

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Old 01-13-2013, 09:42 AM   #256590
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:15 AM   #256593
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Thank you, chippy.

I had nothing to do with them. Genetic lottery, I'm afraid.
 

Old 01-13-2013, 10:16 AM   #256595
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Or change it to "Grammar Nazis Need Not Apply"

LOL

That's not funny.
 

Old 01-13-2013, 10:22 AM   #256597
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:22 AM   #256598
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Thank you, chippy.

I had nothing to do with them. Genetic lottery, I'm afraid.
quite so, but your choosing to share them with us is worthy of our gratitude *flowery phrases*

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Old 01-13-2013, 10:23 AM   #256599
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And don't do it on a kindle!

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