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The "an excuse to show off her ..." thread, understanding indirect seduction.

Euphony said:
It seems so odd to me to see people thoughtfully engaging with what is essentially a persona.

Stella has the right idea. Mine comedy out of it, get what you need then get the hell out.

Trolls do this sort of thing all the time. They aren't who you think they and they are certainly not who they claim to be either.

Its a big ol' head game and they get off on getting people to interact with them. How do I know? Reformed douchebag, 12 years sober.

It is an argument you can't win as its with a person who does not exist.

The only thing this guy is serious about is fucking with your heads. Who he is, his true morals, belief system, social status, any sort of reality is never going to come into play. When you start to believe him, you give him exactly the charge hes looking for.

Youre boxing at shadows AHers. Only you can tire out as youre the only one who exists. :(
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Actually my theory here is he's 12,
 
TheNewKatt said:
Wow, this says a lot about you. Makes me wonder if you're single. If you are I have a good idea as to why.
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Yea, that I'm honest? Also, I would never reveal this to a woman, but since it's the internet I might as well be brutally honest. The first thing a man looks at is face, tits and ass in no particular order. Knowing that should turn you on since you purposely want to show your face, tits and ass in various outfits.

We'll pretend, lie and do whatever it takes to get into your pants.

No man who has ever led off by staring at or commenting on my tits has ever gotten far with me.
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Good, that's the way it should be. The man has to hide his true intentions to a certain degree so he can seduce you.

The night I met my husband at a party, you know what got me to say yes to a date with him? I have a very tiny freckle on each of my eye lids. If my eyes are not completely closed they're very hard to notice.

he noticed them and remarked on them. He noticed because he spent most of the time we were speaking looking into my eyes witch he said were my most attractive feature.
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Good play.

Could have been a line, but know what? It got him a lot further than "show me your boobies."
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Show me your boobies only works when you've had a couple of drinks and you're wearing a skimpy bra in a jacuzzi, then with enough kino you'll gladly take it off when asked, right?

And this says it all. You just now made me think of every overgrown frat boy idiot I have ever seen in a beer commercial. I always thought no one really acted like that, you just proved they do.
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We don't, i'm just telling you what you need to know about us guys. But you're married, you already know. It's just hard for you to hear the truth lol.

And worst of all you-and I'm sure Stella will know where I'm coming from-are the type of asshat who tries to make women feel insecure if they don't look like a porn star. You're also the type to most likely try prey on that same low self esteem you're trying to instill.
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Pushing your limits is what men do so you don't get lazy, men expect the same pressure from you. Since you're married your husband probably doesn't push your limits anymore which is why marriage is complete bull shit.

When I see jerks like you, I feel for young women like C2BK who at that age are very susceptible to what morons like you try to tell them they should look like.
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You should look your best and always worry about looking your best. If that makes me a jerk so be it *SMILE*.

Tell me stud, what do you look like? Are you ripped, do you have a six pack stomach and rippling biceps? Are you 6 feet and 200 lbs of lean hard muscle? Do you have a huge cock? Are you gorgeous? Do you have a very good job, an expensive car?
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Not ripped but built, yes 6ft and 200lbs of lean man! I don't have a huge cock, you don't want to hit her cervix since that hurts. Most women can't handle getting hit in the cervix. Don't need to be gorgeous, don't need to have a good job or an expensive car. I believe in probability and math when it comes to getting women, i follow stats and routine and solid methods.

Most likely no to almost all of those, but us girls are supposed to be just perfect aren't we?
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Do your best as long as you always put the time in. The moment you stop putting the time in is when you get dumped or you dump him or you get a DIVORCE.

How's that for jacking your thread?
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You said "jacking", nice.
 
Oh, what an absolute wad.

Stupid is okay as long as its honest stupid.

As a guy I am never going to say I don't check out women as they pass and check out the "vitals" so to speak, but there's a far cry from an up and down to "boobies"

Being with a woman is like scoring a touchdown. Act like you've been there before and you'll be there again.

Only little boys jump up and down and act like fools.

Best of luck kicking field goals kiddo.
 
Euphony said:
You are more likely right than not but again we are all interacting with a persona. And a shapeshifting one at that.
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Yes, everyone has a persona, very good observation! AND YES, personalities are DYNAMIC. You're slowly catching on :)

*pats you on the head*

Also, conversations are dynamic. A single conversation can have multiple topics and each topic gets a different response. Different people will have different view points.

Pretty soon you'll be ready to stay focused and actually discuss a topic instead of just observing one from the sidelines. You just have to be brave okay?
 
Zanzo? Sounds more like Gonzo.

Grow up and figure out what relationships are really about. Then you might actually be able to carry on a conversation in this forum.
 
zanzo said:
Wtf? Breast reduction surgery? What a stupid idea, all a woman has to do is wear a proper bra and strengthen her back and not be lazy. Only lazy women get breast reduction surgery. No offense, just saying it like it is. How could a woman possibly reduce the size of their most POWERFUL feature, it makes no sense.
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I wasn't lazy. I had to have a breast reduction done or be in a wheel chair for the rest of my life. I had a miscarriage and the medicine that they had given me to get my body back into balance, didn't work. My breasts grew from a D to a DDD. Then I was told that I had Pendulum breasts which meant that they were smaller at the base than the whole of the breast itself.

I had no feeling in my nipples and could not sleep without a bra on because if I did, I couldn't breathe. The only way I could sleep was on my stomach. I was hunched over because they were so heavy, I could not stand up straight, hence the reason that I would be in a wheelchair. Also, I could not find any clothes that would fit me properly and had to wear bigger sizes.

I have a medium frame, broad shouldered, short stature and at the time I weighed (before the miscarriage) was 187 and muscled because I use to weight-lift. I gained up to 275 because of the medication but I walked a mile almost every day. I stopped weight-lifting because my shoulders and back just couldn't take it no matter what I did.

I was on a military base because my husband at the time was Army and we were stationed in Alaska. I couldn't walk once the snow fell because it was too frikkin' cold to do so. I started walking in the Townhouse we were placed in (that is the only way I can describe it). Up one flight of stairs to the bedroom then I would turn around walk back down the stairs, then down one more flight of stairs to the basement.

I was told by the Army doctor to "go on a diet then you would lose the weight in your breasts." Ummm no.. Not everyone is the same. Every time that I had been on a diet, my boobs would get bigger. WTF. I actually had to come home to Alabama and get my surgery through Fort McClellan.

As MSTarot stated; I ended up having 150 staples from armpit to sternum on both sides (75 each side) with about a half of an inch in the middle that was not cut. Then 50 stitches to each nipple and around them. The wonderful doctor asked me if I wanted to be able to breast feed when I had kids. Told him yes and therefore he did not detach my nipples, he just moved them up.

I was in the hospital for three days because I had to have hemo-vacs to drain the excess fluid off. That had to be the most painful part of the surgery was when they took the tubing out.

All in all, a total of seven pounds taken out and one fibrous cyst as a free favor. I have some nerve displacement but that is nothing that I can't handle. Just have to scratch in weird places to satisfy and itch.

I was a C-cup after the surgery and that was back in 1995. I do not sleep in a bra or give myself black eyes if I try to run ;). Although during my healing process I had a night terror about my ex-husband which caused me to split some of my stitches, so it looks like I have spiderwebs under my breasts. Oh and I got an inch taller from having the surgery =).

Now I am a size D unless I was an under-wire and then I get me a DD.

Sorry if this post is too long, you get me on a subject and sometimes I run with it.
 

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TxRad said:
Zanzo? Sounds more like Gonzo.

Grow up and figure out what relationships are really about. Then you might actually be able to carry on a conversation in this forum.
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Relationships are about delayed ejaculation during sex while playing good music.

Once you figure that out then you might be able to carry on a conversation in this thread.
 
The_Misplaced_Gypsy said:
I wasn't lazy. I had to have a breast reduction done or be in a wheel chair for the rest of my life. I had a miscarriage and the medicine that they had given me to get my body back into balance, didn't work. My breasts grew from a D to a DDD. Then I was told that I had Pendulum breasts which meant that they were smaller at the base than the whole of the breast itself.

I had no feeling in my nipples and could not sleep without a bra on because if I did, I couldn't breathe. The only way I could sleep was on my stomach. I was hunched over because they were so heavy, I could not stand up straight, hence the reason that I would be in a wheelchair. Also, I could not find any clothes that would fit me properly and had to wear bigger sizes.

I have a medium frame, broad shouldered, short stature and at the time I weighed (before the miscarriage) was 187 and muscled because I use to weight-lift. I gained up to 275 because of the medication but I walked a mile almost every day. I stopped weight-lifting because my shoulders and back just couldn't take it no matter what I did.

I was on a military base because my husband at the time was Army and we were stationed in Alaska. I couldn't walk once the snow fell because it was too frikkin' cold to do so. I started walking in the Townhouse we were placed in (that is the only way I can describe it). Up one flight of stairs to the bedroom then I would turn around walk back down the stairs, then down one more flight of stairs to the basement.

I was told by the Army doctor to "go on a diet then you would lose the weight in your breasts." Ummm no.. Not everyone is the same. Every time that I had been on a diet, my boobs would get bigger. WTF. I actually had to come home to Alabama and get my surgery through Fort McClellan.

As MSTarot stated; I ended up having 150 staples from armpit to sternum on both sides (75 each side) with about a half of an inch in the middle that was not cut. Then 50 stitches to each nipple and around them. The wonderful doctor asked me if I wanted to be able to breast feed when I had kids. Told him yes and therefore he did not detach my nipples, he just moved them up.

I was in the hospital for three days because I had to have hemo-vacs to drain the excess fluid off. That had to be the most painful part of the surgery was when they took the tubing out.

All in all, a total of seven pounds taken out and one fibrous cyst as a free favor. I have some nerve displacement but that is nothing that I can't handle. Just have to scratch in weird places to satisfy and itch.

I was a C-cup after the surgery and that was back in 1995. I do not sleep in a bra or give myself black eyes if I try to run ;). Although during my healing process I had a night terror about my ex-husband which caused me to split some of my stitches, so it looks like I have spiderwebs under my breasts. Oh and I got an inch taller from having the surgery =).

Now I am a size D unless I was an under-wire and then I get me a DD.

Sorry if this post is too long, you get me on a subject and sometimes I run with it.
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Since you have double d's you should do something fun like get a nice tan, then cover your breasts in oil. Then wear a pink bra top and take a picture and post it on your twitter! That'd be incredible :) That will be your victory shot over the whole ordeal you had to endure.

On a side note, when a woman opens up emotionally the best thing to do is respond with sexual thoughts ONLY, like I just did. Women truly love that!
 
Euphony said:
Its a big ol' head game and they get off on getting people to interact with them. How do I know? Reformed douchebag, 12 years sober.(
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Awesome! its nice to meet a reformed person. (and I truly mean that and wish there were more!)

Euphony said:
It is an argument you can't win as its with a person who does not exist.
The only thing this guy is serious about is fucking with your heads. Who he is, his true morals, belief system, social status, any sort of reality is never going to come into play. When you start to believe him, you give him exactly the charge hes looking for.(
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Yes, so very true but I'm a Masochist and don't mind a good argument.. er or debate?

Euphony said:
Youre boxing at shadows AHers. Only you can tire out as youre the only one who exists. :(
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Shadow boxing is always fun if you know how to do it and its a great work out. So I guess this is a work out for the mind, considering MSTarot loves my mind and he says that I have a wonderfully beautiful face and a wonderfully morbid way of thinking.. Hook, line and sinker.

Teehee teehee
 
zanzo said:
Since you have double d's you should do something fun like get a nice tan, then cover your breasts in oil. Then wear a pink bra top and take a picture and post it on your twitter! That'd be incredible :) That will be your victory shot over the whole ordeal you had to endure.

On a side note, when a woman opens up emotionally the best thing to do is respond with sexual thoughts ONLY, like I just did. Women truly love that!
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OH YES!!! Finally someone that understands the inner workings of the female mind!! Understanding women like gives me a wonderful idea!! Maybe you should go and get a sex change and become a woman yourself!!!! It won't be as near a dramatic surgery for you, I am sure. Why? I am just considering the fact that you already don't have much down there to take off, to begin with. I mean, you are already a cunt.
 
zanzo said:
Relationships are about delayed ejaculation during sex while playing good music.

Once you figure that out then you might be able to carry on a conversation in this thread.
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Now there is a JBJ thought if I ever heard one.
 
God, I'm glad I've been off working on a story (or raking leaves) most of the day. :D
 
The_Misplaced_Gypsy said:
OH YES!!! Finally someone that understands the inner workings of the female mind!! Understanding women like gives me a wonderful idea!! Maybe you should go and get a sex change and become a woman yourself!!!! It won't be as near a dramatic surgery for you, I am sure. Why? I am just considering the fact that you already don't have much down there to take off, to begin with. I mean, you are already a cunt.
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Let's see, I request to see a picture of your double d's but somehow your response is for me to get a sex change operation? Hmm, interesting. So you like your men feminine?

Now let's say hypothetically I don't have much down there, but what if my angle of approach and timing is flawless and a certain part of you never gets neglected during?
 
TxRad said:
It's been a laugh a minute with this squirrel.
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Actually, I've laughed at a good many of the responses too--and I just scanned. It's unbelievable what shit people will say--and also tumble into replying to--on an Internet discussion board. :eek:
 
zanzo said:
Let's see, I request to see a picture of your double d's but somehow your response is for me to get a sex change operation? Hmm, interesting. So you like your men feminine?

Now let's say hypothetically I don't have much down there, but what if my angle of approach and timing is flawless and a certain part of you never gets neglected during?
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MSTarot makes sure that I never get neglected during sex. I like my men tall, fuzzy to clean-shaven, and deep-voiced. And my women, well I like them to come in all shapes and sizes because a lot of the times, its their personality that I am attracted too. I like some of them semi-submissive but then again it all depends upon their personality. And I never show my breasts bare or otherwise to people, (men and women alike) that their personality is so UGLY, that I would need a paper bag over my head and their head along with a tied plastic bag over their personality, just to be able to get along with them.
 
zanzo said:
Now let's say hypothetically I don't have much down there, but what if my angle of approach and timing is flawless and a certain part of you never gets neglected during?
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Suggesting that I could get as much (or more) pleasure from a finger as from your cock?
LOL!!!
 
zanzo said:
Since you have double d's you should do something fun like get a nice tan, then cover your breasts in oil. Then wear a pink bra top and take a picture and post it on your twitter! That'd be incredible :) That will be your victory shot over the whole ordeal you had to endure.

On a side note, when a woman opens up emotionally the best thing to do is respond with sexual thoughts ONLY, like I just did. Women truly love that!
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Do tell me more!

I'm taking copious notes as we speak! Do tell me charmer, what next.

Man, you are so obsessed with boobs all this emotional crap you're trying to sling just doesn't fly.

You're an over sexed frat boy, a walking talking coors commercial.

and although size doesn't matter to a certain degree if foreplay is involved and you know how to treat a woman, nothing in your idiotic staements demonstrates you doing anything but being able to run around like the guy in in living color and say
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"Does she have big breasteses?

But then again idiots like you have always made it easy for guys like me, so yeah, just keep talking.
 
"I smell *sniff, sniff* alt."

Anyone seen BFW lately?

Bonus points for identifying the movie reference of my quote.
 
I'm late the party. This has been a laugh fest! Sorry for having a bit of a life...

Cruel2BKind said:
...And a after a few days of screwing me, he never talked to me again.

Moral of the story, I really need to raise my standards.
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Maybe. Or maybe you need to connect on a level deeper than banging body parts? Sounds as if the chase was all that mattered and chases end in one of two ways: capture or elusion. The key, to me, is for the chase to never end.

zanzo said:
Mistake. Let him screw you once and then don't let him screw you for at least 5-7 days.

You introduced the "first challenge" but then you stopped challenging him after that.

During those 5-6 days just have sex with other guys and rotate so each guy only gets to have sex with you once a week, then you'll have all the power and can choose who you want to be your boyfriend if that was your desire.
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Ah, GREAT advice! That's what every man wants... a challenge. :rolleyes: Screw the ideas of a companion or someone who might make them think and reflect on the value of life, the universe and everything. Screw the concept of finding a friend with similar interests and a similar world view. That shit is all overrated. No... it's best to be a slut demonstrating your control over all dicks by screwing as many of them as possible. That's the way to prove you don't need dick or affirmations or self-esteem. Cool advice!

Stella_Omega said:
Question to the other guys here; do you feel that this is legit advice, speaking generally?

I ask because I know how often we wimmins give advice *sort of* like this. And I know that we mostly mean what we say, and I know how often teh menz is incredulous.

Or is this advice specific to self-referential game-playing type guys that maybe not so many women would want anything to do with anyway?
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It's shit advice, Stella. What do men want from women? Pussy and blow jobs make the list, but they're a flash in the pan. Any man worth his manhood gets all the pussy and blowjobs he needs from any number of women. Hell, I always did and I'm as average as they cum.

Ah, but make him laugh and be his friend without being his "bro" and he'll love you forever. I don't need my wife to be into football or sports or cars or whatever. Me and my bros have that covered. I do, however, want her to be able to suck and fuck me at least as well as the ho's I've met... because I don't want to be with those ho's and I don't want to be like Hugh Grant - with a beautiful woman and wishing I could still get my dick sucked. So yeah... take care of me in the bedroom and tell me how to take care of YOU in the bedroom, because guys like to feel as if they rocked a woman's world.

Otherwise, I want to find YOU interesting and I want YOU to find ME interesting. That's the beginning of a great relationship in my book.

Oh, and you should have a hot sister who likes to fuck, too. LMAO!!!!
 
redhot_363236 said:
Suggesting that I could get as much (or more) pleasure from a finger as from your cock?
LOL!!!
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it's no fun when you make responses that make no sense. Alright, it sounds like you've never had sex with a man. Are you like 20?

Okay let's discuss the finger. First off if ones dick was the size of a finger the woman would not be satisfied even if his angle of attack was flawless. You need to fill her at least 4 inches in addition to the correct angles. Now some angles won't be effective for simultaneous impact, in that case one can use their finger in addition to the thrusting.

But here is the thing, if a man doesn't like you that much he'll never use his fingers.
 
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BuckyDuckman said:
Ah, GREAT advice! That's what every man wants... a challenge. :rolleyes: Screw the ideas of a companion or someone who might make them think and reflect on the value of life, the universe and everything. Screw the concept of finding a friend with similar interests and a similar world view. That shit is all overrated. No... it's best to be a slut demonstrating your control over all dicks by screwing as many of them as possible. That's the way to prove you don't need dick or affirmations or self-esteem. Cool advice!
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Don't you get bored of women that are too easy? I know I do, I think most guys are like me in this case.

You can discuss, think and reflect with your companion, but when you first meet them don't see and fuck them every day. Fuck them once a week for the first few months at least and make every time phenomenal.

You can find a friend with similar world view and similar interests. Just don't see them every fucking day after the first 2-3 dates.

A women who shows self restraint and discipline is a good woman. A woman who gives it up back to back in the first month with too much ease is a weak woman who will only burden your life the more you get to know her.

While playing the game there is no need to sleep with other people if you don't want, however it will make it harder for you to resist the one you're dating.
 
Your reading comprehension is zero to nil and you can't recognize sarcasm when it slaps you in the face.

Also your views of women and sex are so far off the mark that it's obvious you're talking out your ass.

So go grow up and come back when you actually have something worth discussing.
 
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