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She answered an ad on Craig's List
"Hot couple for third", get the gist? ;)
She knocked on their door
Her jaw hit the floor
 
She answered an ad on Craig's List
"Hot couple for third", get the gist? ;)
She knocked on their door
Her jaw hit the floor
On milk cartons now she is missed

Too dark?
 
She moved in with them both, you see ;)
Fun is now multiplied times three
 
She moved in with them both, you see ;)
Fun is now multiplied times three
She doesn't pay rent


She moved in with them both, you see ;)
He wakes with morning wood, and glee :)
She pays rent not with cash
 
She moved in with them both, you see ;)
Fun is now multiplied times three
She doesn't pay rent
For services lent




She moved in with them both, you see ;)
He wakes with morning wood, and glee :)
She pays rent not with cash
But with a leather lash
 
She moved in with them both, you see ;)
Fun is now multiplied times three
She doesn't pay rent
For her constant consent


She moved in with them both, you see ;)
He wakes with morning wood, and glee :)
She pays rent not with cash
But a wink and a flash
 
She moved in with them both, you see ;)
Fun is now multiplied times three
She doesn't pay rent
For her constant consent
And spends all of her time on one knee


She moved in with them both, you see ;)
He wakes with morning wood, and glee :)
She pays rent not with cash
But a wink and a flash
No blushing young maiden is she.
 
She was a blushing young maiden ;) :)
Who never did any persuadin'
Her best friend took action

She was a blushing young maiden ;) :)
Yet she looked for a bed to get laid in :eek:
The builder next door
 
She was a blushing young maiden ;) :)
Who never did any persuadin'
Her best friend took action
With friction and traction

She was a blushing young maiden ;) :)
Yet she looked for a bed to get laid in :eek:
The builder next door
Had a mattress in store
 
She was a blushing young maiden ;) :)
Who never did any persuadin'
Her best friend took action
With friction and traction
Right there in the Gulf of Aden



She was a blushing young maiden ;) :)
Yet she looked for a bed to get laid in :eek:
The builder next door
Had a mattress in store
And son, that’s what you were made in

Liz owes us drinks for “maiden” :D
 
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Sweat drips from her chin to her breast
Sultry nights in the wild, wild west
A breeze chills her skin
 
Cymru6969 said:
She was a blushing young maiden ;) :)
Yet she looked for a bed to get laid in :eek:
The builder next door
Had a mattress in store
And son, that’s what you were made in

Liz owes us drinks for “maiden” :D
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Best last line in a long time, Cymru! :D:D
 
Sweat drips from her chin to her breast
Sultry nights in the wild, wild west
A breeze chills her skin
While he shoves in, in, in
 
Sweat drips from her chin to her breast
Sultry nights in the wild, wild west
A breeze chills her skin
While he shoves in, in, in
Foreign Legion fuck for Beau Geste
 
Two at once is what she did dream
They brought friends, so were four abeam
A tangle of thighs
 
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