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20 Questions: A Confessional Poetry Challenge

EroticOrogeny said:
My parents chose Richard for me, which I generally go by. Rich in one setting, Richard everywhere else. Never was Rick. My MS advisor used Dick, which I don't care for. Never could get him to change. Other than that, he was fine.
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I am feeling ya. I detested being called Shelly and could have cheerfully assassinated all the Beatles for Michelle. I HATE THAT SONG. I gotta say though, the Dick thing has got to get you down. People keep calling me violet instead or vee-o-let, which is how my name is pronounced. I am trying to get it to catch on with my nickname, Vee.

UnderYourSpell said:
Just be grateful your surname isn't Head :)
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Hand to my heart, I had a cousin called Dick Rose (get it?).
 
vrosej10 said:
I am feeling ya. I detested being called Shelly and could have cheerfully assassinated all the Beatles for Michelle. I HATE THAT SONG. I gotta say though, the Dick thing has got to get you down. People keep calling me violet instead or vee-o-let, which is how my name is pronounced. I am trying to get it to catch on with my nickname, Vee.



Hand to my heart, I had a cousin called Dick Rose (get it?).
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Well I used to work with a guy called Bll Shitler one name I would have changed pretty quick! and I once knew a lady whose name couldnt be in the telephone directory because it was of german origin I think and was the F word with two 'U's but with two dots over the 'U's
 
Question #17: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

avian avoidance
birds suddenly appear
only to crap on me
 
UnderYourSpell said:
that's supposed to be lucky not quite sure why though lol
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Fuck lucky. I think it's a challenge. I think they might be out to get me! Or at least start a fight :) I was having a crap day yesterday and the day things crapped on my pushbike seat and they the local magpies tried to have a go. (In Aussie, in spring, male magpies get agressive and try to prove their manhood by swooping, dive bombing and pecking passersby.) Only thing I got out of it was a funny haiku.
 
Question #18 Tell me, why did you lie?

raw wound
a bandage
to sooth the pain
 
Question #16: What happened to 16?

lovers!
by moonlight, gasp,
and loving flowers sing,
we collapse in joyous moments,
lovers...
 
Question #19: If you could have dinner with any 1-3 people (living or not) who would you invite?

perplexing question
so many to choose
why so few to pick?
 
Question #20:What is your worst fear? Phobia? Nighmare?

empty
empty bed empty house
empty life
 
Even though I just noticed this, ^ you stole my phobia. Now comes the challenge of putting it in different words
 
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