Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

iLackBrainCells · Dec 15, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
NOTHING! Noooo. Shush, lil one. Don't look, it'll be ok.

So, how's tricks for you now? Still feeling half-alive?

I'm half-alive yes - trying to not slip down to one third-alive.

How's tricks?

Jaime_H said:
In trouble again, Herr Brains.....?

Mate, I'm ALWAYS in trouble. Even though I'm always such a good lad.

tinglebliss · Dec 15, 2017

Jaime_H said:
In trouble again, Herr Brains.....?

Jaime_H said:
Perhaps the pic needs something to give an impression of scale......

In trouble, never!

Yes, scale would be good. What do you recommend? :devil:

Tallulah82 · Dec 15, 2017

tinglebliss said:
Picture doesn't do it justice!

That's what you think! That's ok

Pictures rarely do!

but the mens get tetchy if I ask them to send me a dick pic that's lined against a ruler...

PapaRomantic · Dec 15, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Pictures rarely do!

but the mens get tetchy if I ask them to send me a dick pic that's lined against a ruler...

It's the whole "metric to imperial" conversions that make me cringe at that thought...

Tallulah82 · Dec 15, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
I'm half-alive yes - trying to not slip down to one third-alive.

How's tricks?

Mate, I'm ALWAYS in trouble. Even though I'm always such a good lad.

All good. About to disappear for evening routines. I might be back. (Even I don't really believe that, but it is Friday night and stranger things have happened before!)

DarkSimian · Dec 15, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Pictures rarely do!

but the mens get tetchy if I ask them to send me a dick pic that's lined against a ruler...

I would but "millimeters" are just so damn depressing

iLackBrainCells · Dec 15, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
All good. About to disappear for evening routines. I might be back. (Even I don't really believe that, but it is Friday night and stranger things have happened before!)

I know you. You'll be face down in twenty minutes.

Jaime_H · Dec 15, 2017

tinglebliss said:
In trouble, never!

Yes, scale would be good. What do you recommend?

Well I would say my knob is six inches on a good day, but I suppose that really doesn't help in the matter of perspective, does it?

thefishfryer · Dec 15, 2017

Sweets are fine
But alcohol is faster

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

I've spent most the afternoon trying to wrap irregular shapes with rolls of straight wrapping paper while my fingers were stuck together with sellotape

Pantyboy74 · Dec 15, 2017

Jaime_H said:
Well I would say my knob is six inches on a good day, but I suppose that really doesn't help in the matter of perspective, does it?

Careful. Women are so bad at reverse parking because we keep telling them that Something thats 6 inches is really 8 inches.
They have no way to properly judge distance then.

Jaime_H · Dec 15, 2017

Pantyboy74 said:
Careful. Women are so bad at reverse parking because we keep telling them that Something thats 6 inches is really 8 inches.
They have no way to properly judge distance then.

Ah,,,, I never thought of that......

iLackBrainCells · Dec 15, 2017

My missus shouted for me from upstairs yesterday, she'd found some bondage magazines and videos plus some whips, chains and handcuffs in our 14 year son's bedroom.

She said "What are you going to to about this"?
I replied "Well, there's no point in spanking the little twat, is there"?

tinglebliss · Dec 15, 2017

Jaime_H said:
Well I would say my knob is six inches on a good day, but I suppose that really doesn't help in the matter of perspective, does it?

Hmmm doesn't help. I need pictures not words!

Jaime_H · Dec 15, 2017

tinglebliss said:
Hmmm doesn't help. I need pictures not words!

Well, may be the attached picture helps. I have to warn you that its is indeedy my phallus of approx. 6 inches.

I hope it offers some comparison.....

tinglebliss · Dec 15, 2017

Jaime_H said:
Well, may be the attached picture helps. I have to warn you that its is indeedy my phallus of approx. 6 inches.

I hope it offers some comparison.....

MF said I should put in my collection.

Jaime_H · Dec 15, 2017

tinglebliss said:
MF said I should put in my collection.

I'm sure Mr MF is scornful with derision.... I was only trying to be empirical.....

tinglebliss · Dec 15, 2017

Jaime_H said:
I'm sure Mr MF is scornful with derision.... I was only trying to be empirical.....

He appreciates you trying to help me out.

Jaime_H · Dec 15, 2017

tinglebliss said:
He appreciates you trying to help me out.

Always the helpful kind...

Did it actually fulfil the remit? Perspective-wise?

tinglebliss · Dec 15, 2017

Jaime_H said:
Always the helpful kind...

Did it actually fulfil the remit? Perspective-wise?

Yes, It's pointed me in the right direction.

lovetopleasewomen · Dec 16, 2017

Pantyboy74 said:
Careful. Women are so bad at reverse parking because we keep telling them that Something thats 6 inches is really 8 inches.
They have no way to properly judge distance then.

Isn't that actually the other way around? We tell them "something" is 8 or perhaps 9 inches when in reality it's actually 6 inches?

Tallulah82 · Dec 16, 2017

Jaime_H said:
Well, may be the attached picture helps. I have to warn you that its is indeedy my phallus of approx. 6 inches.

I hope it offers some comparison.....

OI!!! WTF???

You posted a pic then deleted it??? That had better not have been your dick, mate. Cos if you're going to post your dick then it had better frigging stay until I have had a good look. FFS.

Tallulah82 · Dec 16, 2017

lovetopleasewomen said:
Isn't that actually the other way around? We tell them "something" is 8 or perhaps 9 inches when in reality it's actually 6 inches?

LOL! Potayto - portarto

That's what PB was saying, just in a slightly convoluted way.

Bottom line - is yer all lying lil dick wankers.

Pantyboy74 · Dec 16, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
LOL! Potayto - portarto

That's what PB was saying, just in a slightly convoluted way.

Bottom line - is yer all lying lil dick wankers.

Thanks tal.

I didn't want to have to explain my version of English.
Convoluted that'll do. :heart:

Tallulah82 · Dec 16, 2017

Pantyboy74 said:
Thanks tal.

I didn't want to have to explain my version of English.
Convoluted that'll do.

Lol, he made me question you for a moment, but unless my brain is too-early-morning-slow, then you're welcome

Pantyboy74 · Dec 16, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Lol, he made me question you for a moment, but unless my brain is too-early-morning-slow, then you're welcome

I also love that you are defending my defamation of womens driving skills.

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