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Old 07-03-2016, 12:57 AM   #1
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You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When ....

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You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...


Even your hand won't be your fuck buddy.

When looking at fashion magazines, you're fantasizing more about sex with the models than about the clothes.

You realize Sesame Street muppet Oscar the Grouch is getting more sex than you.

You think the trash collector looks more like Brad Pitt every day.
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Old 07-03-2016, 05:23 AM   #2
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You get turned on piercing the seal on a jar of coffee.
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Old 07-03-2016, 05:32 AM   #3
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You get turned on piercing the seal on a jar of coffee.
lol thats a good one

when you are jealous of a dog humping another.
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Old 07-03-2016, 05:48 AM   #4
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Old 07-03-2016, 05:53 AM   #5
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Adultery, for you and/or another, seems justifiable.
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Old 07-03-2016, 05:58 AM   #6
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Old 07-03-2016, 05:59 AM   #7
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Old 07-03-2016, 06:01 AM   #8
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Old 07-03-2016, 06:26 AM   #9
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you can't sleep...

sure, why not?
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Old 07-03-2016, 06:37 AM   #10
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When fuelling your car makes you exhale heavilly
Hahhaha, you guys are cracking me up...or maybe I'm just over tired?
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Old 07-04-2016, 01:59 AM   #11
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Old 09-16-2016, 03:51 PM   #12
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:10 PM   #13
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You are constantly distracted
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:13 PM   #14
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When you give Barbie and Ken a dirty look cause you know they are getting more 'play time' than you.
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:17 PM   #15
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When you give Barbie and Ken a dirty look cause you know they are getting more 'play time' than you.
Haha that's awesome
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:18 PM   #16
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:20 PM   #17
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When you consider posting yet another ad in the Personals
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:27 PM   #18
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:30 PM   #19
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You are constantly distracted
Not me................... what?
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Old 09-16-2016, 07:32 PM   #20
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Old 09-16-2016, 07:38 PM   #21
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When you start to lick the rim of your beer bottle while day dreaming, look down and huff.
So, when inanimate objects start to look sexy?
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Old 09-16-2016, 07:57 PM   #22
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Sexually frustrated? Sorry -- retired the title long ago. No nookie for so long -- I have decided that the most apropos opportunity for me is to become a man-whore for 70-year olds. There's a retirement community just a short distance away and - well -- there's also one neighbor who seems to be a bit on the randy side herself -- or maybe it's a little dementia settling in. Tough to tell but HEY - if she's game -- it's game on.
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Old 09-16-2016, 09:31 PM   #23
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Old 09-16-2016, 09:37 PM   #24
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Old 09-16-2016, 09:57 PM   #25
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