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Mystery Man
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I want to try juggling but I don't have the balls to do it.
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There once was a rich Count and an evil Queen. The Queen wanted the Count's wealth, so she had him brought before her. She demanded all his money, but he steadfastly refused. She had him tortured, and he still refused.
She had him brought before her once again and told him she would have him killed if he didn't comply. He refused he was forced to his knees and the executioner raised his ax. As the blow descended, the Count cried out, "Wait, I'll give you whatever you want" , but it was too late.
The moral of the story is don't hatchet your Counts before they chicken...
There once was a rich Count and an evil Queen. The Queen wanted the Count's wealth, so she had him brought before her. She demanded all his money, but he steadfastly refused. She had him tortured, and he still refused.
She had him brought before her once again and told him she would have him killed if he didn't comply. He refused he was forced to his knees and the executioner raised his ax. As the blow descended, the Count cried out, "Wait, I'll give you whatever you want" , but it was too late.
The moral of the story is don't hatchet your Counts before they chicken...
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.