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Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
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Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
That must have been a sight to behold.
The local police station has had all its toilets stolen - a spokesman is quoted as saying the police have nothing to go on.
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"
I bet that joke lit up the room.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Was it pasteurised before you could see it?
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.