The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

ElizabethWest · Apr 17, 2005

kendo1 said:
Didn't get laid tonight.
Does that count?
Got laid about five o'clock this morning though.

I don't think you qualify, Ken. Now take me, I haven't been laid in months...

kendo1 · Apr 17, 2005

elizabethwest said:
I don't think you qualify, Ken. Now take me, I haven't been laid in months...

I'd love to take you, but distance prohibits, and then you would be disqualified. :rose:

ElizabethWest · Apr 17, 2005

kendo1 said:
I'd love to take you, but distance prohibits, and then you would be disqualified.

*sniffle*

kendo1 · Apr 17, 2005

100 pages of people not getting laid.
Contact the Guinness Book of Records.

ElizabethWest · Apr 17, 2005

kendo1 said:
100 pages of people not getting laid.
Contact the Guinness Book of Records.

I think it's mostly the same people though...

Guest · Apr 17, 2005

sophia jane · Apr 17, 2005

lilredjammies said:
Unfortunately, yes.

Yep. I'm here again.

SJ

matriarch · Apr 17, 2005

sophia jane said:
Yep. I'm here again.

SJ

Indeed.

Membership cards next, I think.

sophia jane · Apr 17, 2005

matriarch said:
Indeed.

Membership cards next, I think.

That would be nice. I have several months here ahead of me, I think. Maybe some kind of frequent poster card- could we win a prize??

SJ

matriarch · Apr 17, 2005

sophia jane said:
That would be nice. I have several months here ahead of me, I think. Maybe some kind of frequent poster card- could we win a prize??

SJ

Like this, you mean????

sophia jane · Apr 17, 2005

matriarch said:
Like this, you mean????

Yes!! That's perfect. Except for being here in the first place!

SJ

matriarch · Apr 17, 2005

sophia jane said:
Yes!! That's perfect. Except for being here in the first place!

SJ

Oh, I don't know........it has its compensations........

sophia jane · Apr 17, 2005

matriarch said:
Oh, I don't know........it has its compensations........

Do tell.

SJ

matriarch · Apr 17, 2005

sophia jane said:
Do tell.

SJ

Well, I'm talking to one right now.

sophia jane · Apr 17, 2005

matriarch said:
Well, I'm talking to one right now.

SJ

matriarch · Apr 17, 2005

sophia jane said:
SJ

Thank you....... :rose:

Salvor-Hardon · Apr 18, 2005

Nope, nothing this weekend, try as I might. Maybe soon though. Wish me luck.

Sassy Grrl · Apr 18, 2005

I didn't get laid today. But it's only 8:30 in the morning. :devil:

sophia jane · Apr 18, 2005

Whatever.

SJ

impressive · Apr 18, 2005

(Psssst! SJ, I can see your tits!)

Salvor-Hardon · Apr 18, 2005

impressive said:
(Psssst! SJ, I can see your tits!)

Shhhhh don't say anything, maybe she doesn't know...... and some of us really like the view!

Sassy Grrl · Apr 18, 2005

sophia jane said:
Whatever.

SJ

What's the matter SophiaJane? I've told you that I'll make sure you get laid anytime you can make the drive. I'll take such good care of you that you'll hardly remember a time when you weren't getting laid. :rose:

impressive · Apr 18, 2005

Salvor-Hardon said:
Shhhhh don't say anything, maybe she doesn't know...... and some of us really like the view!

Oops! Sorry. Mum's the word! (Or is that "Yum's the word" ???)

matriarch · Apr 18, 2005

impressive said:
Oops! Sorry. Mum's the word! (Or is that "Yum's the word" ???)

Definitely 'yum'.

Evening luscious ladies..........how are we all? I think I've guessed SJ's mood.....she needs some TLC.......maybe.

sophia jane · Apr 18, 2005

All this wonderful flattery almost makes up for not getting laid. :kiss:

to you all!!!

SJ

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