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Diworsity (sic) is synonymous with mediocrity.
Granny only rode that Sybian on Sundays and parked it in a garage.
It still has that new Sybian smell.
Or maybe that smell is Granny.
I was just scrolling Facebook and saw someone selling one in a Marketplace. Who would buy one secondhand? Who would sell one secondhand?
Remember the used Symbian?
Thank you for not making fun of my spelling error. I even looked it up, glanced at this and thought yep, sounds about right! ...”Symbian is a discontinued mobile operating sysytem and...
Sybian! Arghhhh!!
Close-but-no-cigar spelling errors are a cymbal of the decline of Western Civilization.
I said "cymbal"...get it? get it?"
I don’t want to go home.
I want to go home.
Did you spend the night in Detroit City?
No. I had a perio maintenance appointment yesterday. That was heinous enough.
I want to go home.
How could I ever forget ? yikes
Factory tested ? By who, and how ? yuck
Dear Lord,
Thank you for equipping me with a penis.
Love,
Pete
Jesus, I think my uterus is trying to kill me. I can't believe I even have any blood left in my body.
They are forcing me into early menopause. Praise the lord.
I can't WAIT for menopause. Bring. It. ON.
That's what I was saying. There is no use for it anymore. Feel better.