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Old 04-04-2018, 08:36 PM   #3476
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Business meetings should be limited to once per month. I don’t have time for this shit. I don’t have the patience for this shit. And if this chick says “ummmmmm” one more time, I might run off screaming into the West with a butcher knife in each hand.

*deep breath*
As someone who lives in the West, I will disarm you and offer a drink and friendly conversation when you get here. No point in going to jail or the funny farm over stupid people.
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Old 04-08-2018, 03:51 AM   #3477
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Old 04-08-2018, 07:41 AM   #3478
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I love watching the men’s swimming at the Commonwealth Games. I couldn’t tell you how good they are or who wins but it is delightful to watch.
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Old 04-08-2018, 08:52 PM   #3479
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Old 04-08-2018, 09:02 PM   #3480
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This morning the Boy came out of his room dressed as Spider-Man, complete with the luchador mask thingy, and flipping upside down devil horns as he shot his imaginary webs everywhere.

He slipped his mask off during breakfast and, just as casual as can be, suggested I get a Spider-man suit of my own, so that the two of us could fight crime and help people together.



For a good, solid minute I gave this serious consideration.

The two of us, a team, doing whatever a spider can...
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Old 04-08-2018, 09:11 PM   #3481
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This morning the Boy came out of his room dressed as Spider-Man, complete with the luchador mask thingy, and flipping upside down devil horns as he shot his imaginary webs everywhere.

He slipped his mask off during breakfast and, just as casual as can be, suggested I get a Spider-man suit of my own, so that the two of us could fight crime and help people together.



For a good, solid minute I gave this serious consideration.

The two of us, a team, doing whatever a spider can...
I endorse this idea in the strongest possible manner.
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:25 PM   #3482
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:27 PM   #3483
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:52 PM   #3484
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:59 PM   #3485
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Old 04-08-2018, 11:41 PM   #3486
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I endorse this idea in the strongest possible manner.
Seconded.
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Old 04-08-2018, 11:49 PM   #3487
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As do I.
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Old 04-16-2018, 09:20 AM   #3488
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You know your gay bestie will always have your back when, knowing you are all going to be irresponsible hooligans, he orders an Uber to get to the club and says “ Don’t worry darling, if D (my most recent ex who drives for Uber) picks us up, we will make out shamelessly in his backseat.”
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:02 AM   #3489
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Old 04-18-2018, 12:04 AM   #3490
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Who knew there were transcriptions for skin flute?
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Old 04-18-2018, 12:35 AM   #3491
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Old 04-18-2018, 12:55 AM   #3492
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Who knew there were transcriptions for skin flute?
I knew a guy once who played skin flute in the jamboree.


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The word of the day is "boundaries"!
Boundaries are for chumps.

I find I actually enjoy packing to go on a jaunt.
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Old 04-18-2018, 01:27 AM   #3493
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Old 04-18-2018, 07:23 AM   #3494
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I caught up with an old friend today. I never noticed him looking at me quite like that before.

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Old 04-18-2018, 07:24 AM   #3495
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Old 04-18-2018, 08:47 AM   #3496
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Old 04-18-2018, 08:54 AM   #3497
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:02 AM   #3498
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Let me ask my friends on IRC.

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Old 04-18-2018, 09:08 AM   #3499
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Check out geocities while you’re there.
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:24 AM   #3500
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