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Old 04-12-2017, 08:31 PM   #2276
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When will bacon become the official food of the U.S. and the government subsidies can begin? I'd be willing to grow a bacon tree and designate myself an organic farmer.
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Old 04-12-2017, 10:17 PM   #2277
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A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

'Black stump Bordeaux' is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good 'Sydney Syrup' can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.

'Chateau Bleu', too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.

'Old Smokey, 1968' has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian wino society thouroughly recommends a 1970 'Coq du Rod Laver', which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles of this, and you're really finished -- at the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is 'Perth Pink'. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

Another good fighting wine is 'Melbourne Old-and-Yellow', which is particularly heavy, and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

Quite the reverse is true of 'Chateau Chunder', which is an Appalachian controle, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation -- a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.

Real emetic fans will also go for a 'Hobart Muddy', and a prize winning 'Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga', which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.
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Old 04-12-2017, 10:51 PM   #2278
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Archer is a pi now, interesting.
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Old 04-18-2017, 06:05 AM   #2279
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I like this thread because not a lot of people post here.
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:01 AM   #2280
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Very muddy afternoon. I'm afraid even bleach won't get things clean.
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Old 04-25-2017, 03:01 AM   #2281
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Old 04-25-2017, 01:18 PM   #2282
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I forgot about this thread...

and Sim, you're killin' me with that comment. *hug* loved it and thanks for the chuckle.

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Old 04-25-2017, 01:22 PM   #2283
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I've been enjoying my time on lit recently. I've been able to flirt,
PM, get to know new people (to me anyways). I haven't had any back and forth play time with any of them, but maybe that'll happen someday soon.

But I AM having fun....that's a good thing, right?
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Old 05-03-2017, 12:40 PM   #2284
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this is more fun than giving myself a gel manicure!
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Old 05-03-2017, 05:11 PM   #2285
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Old 05-03-2017, 10:00 PM   #2286
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Cheer!!! The sun is still out and it's sunny. Sassy's raindance didn't work, lol.
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Old 07-07-2017, 06:50 PM   #2287
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