PapaRomantic
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Auditioned for Santa at the local mall, but was told he was "too jolly, and to tone it down a bit"
Still proudly uses his bag cell phone he purchased way back in 1995.
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Auditioned for Santa at the local mall, but was told he was "too jolly, and to tone it down a bit"
Still proudly uses his bag cell phone he purchased way back in 1995.
picks his nose and eats it on a regular schedule...
She's a great dancer, but only dances when there is an accordion playing.
Recently bought a warehouse and was disappointed at his mistake. No Hookers.
Wears a GPS tracker at all times, so his family knows where he is.....and can go the other way.
Cancelled Christmas when he told Santa he had been good. Santa died of Laughter
Banned from the mall for elf tossing
but I look really bitchin' playing it!The elf in question quite enjoyed it.
Recently conned out of several thousands of dollars for buying the worlds first Air Guitar.
but I look really bitchin' playing it!
Invented Velcro underwear; unfortunately, put the Velcro on the inside
This was to help you keep them up.
Complained to coke that the Zero can was full
Is so excited about the upcoming royal wedding that his nipples will stay hard until after the ceremony.
He is up for the role of Bruce Wayne after the DCEU reboot
He wants to be my Robin so we can fight crime together...and he wants to 'arrest' Harley Quinn.
He needs Wonder Woman to help fight crime to have a woman's touch
(She could lasso me any day of the week...)
She's a big fan of The Penguin. Danny DeVito...GRRRRRRR!!!!
He bands together a new crime fighting crew, called the Literotica Lancheros...lol
Got a good jump on everybody else for the Christmas Spirit this year - she's been wearing Christmas panties since August 1 - same pair!
No no no, you are now wearing underwear that actually jingles when you walk, you got the Christmas spirit more than I did..lol
She ran out of eggs for the Christmas party she threw....so they all just drank nog.
LOL
He forgot the lines to Jingle Bells and Sang Jingle Balls instead
LOL
LOL
He forgot the lines to Jingle Bells and Sang Jingle Balls instead
LOL
Hates whatever is inside the presents she gets - she just enjoys unwrapping them.
This year he is decorating his house not with lights, but with colorful socks, that way he can stuff each one with a gift...lol